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Jewish World Review August 18, 2005 / 13 Menachem-Av, 5765 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Phil Mickelson won the PGA Championship on Monday but didn't
get a call from President Bush. That's just like him. He had the
opportunity to talk to someone who knows how to get out of a sand
trap and he was too proud to admit he needs help.
Rafael Palmeiro sent his positive steroid test Monday to the
House committee on Capitol Hill where he testified six months ago
he never did steroids. Rafael Palmeiro told Congress a lie to make
himself look more heroic. The thinking is, when in Rome.
John Edwards agreed to headline Senator Tom Harkin's annual
Iowa steak fry in September. It's a feast. Last year the Democrats
ate a thousand pounds of beef, four thousand ears of corn, two
thousand potatoes and the band's drummer is missing.
The Transportation Security Administration said Monday it
may modify airport scanners that are so penetrating they reveal
body parts on the screen. They are in use nationwide. Would you
expect to enter the Bill Clinton Library any other way?
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