Jewish World Review August 4, 2005 / 28 Tamuz, 5765
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Hillary Clinton's supporters aired presidential campaign ads
on her behalf last Sunday on late-night cable in New Hampshire,
between the infomercials. A lot of people didn't notice the
commercials. They thought they were still watching the get-rich-
quick real estate show.
Wedding Crashers led the nation's box office Sunday about
two guys who crash weddings to seduce bridesmaids. Democrats feel
the public mood shifting their way. This country can tolerate a
president who sleeps with his own wife for just so long.
Bill Clinton went to the Canary Islands after his trip to
Africa. He's in no hurry to get home. A Kenyan tribesman offered
him forty head of cattle and twenty goats to marry Chelsea and
he's terrified the TV cameras caught him thinking it over.
New Yorkers demanded in letters to the editor Monday that
subway cops employ racial profiling on Middle Eastern men. It's
not like they didn't earn it. It's too bad that ninety percent of
Saudi Arabians give the other ten percent a bad name.
March of the Penguins is a surprise box office hit and
expands to more theaters Friday. It shows penguins trudging across
the snow with their families to distant reaches of Antarctica. All
the while the U.S. Cavalry maintains a respectful but firm
distance behind them.
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