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Jewish World Review August 27, 2004 / 10 Elul, 5764

Argus Hamilton

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important news .... | Dick Cheney in Iowa Tuesday backed gay marriages, yet his place on the ticket isn't threatened. The evangelicals had to back off. Dick Cheney came out in favor of gay marriage the same day Warner Brothers announced Ellen DeGeneres will play G-d.

William Kennedy Smith was back in the news Wednesday when a former personnel assistant sued him in Chicago for sex assault. Thirteen years ago in Florida his rape accuser testified that William Kennedy Smith cries after sex. Must be the mace.

The Gallup Poll revealed that half of Americans no longer think it was worth going to war in Iraq. The other half support the war. They found one voter with no opinion on the subject and that's only because Teresa makes him answer the phone.

Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton visited the nation of Iceland Wednesday. It is a positive sign. Iceland is famous as the place where all the Cold War arms treaties were negotiated, so you see, they really are trying to save their marriage.

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