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Jewish World Review August 19, 2004 / 2 Elul, 5764

Argus Hamilton

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important news .... | The Athens Olympics suffered from low ticket sales in the first weekend. The doping scandals are being blamed. The first night, a guard dog at the entrance of the Olympic village sniffed a duffel bag and then sat down and wrote a rock song.

New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey confessed last week he's a gay American, with his wife standing by him. His poll numbers actually went up after he admitted cheating on his wife. This is a meteorological phenomenon known as the Clinton Effect.

John Kerry was ripped by the president for wanting to raise income taxes. He would also restore dividend and inheritance taxes. The difference between death and taxes is that Democrats can't think of a way to make death any worse than it already is.

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