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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 28, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The White House was hit by a poll saying Americans are pessimistic about the future. Reasons are urban violence, border chaos and Covid fear-mongering. An interviewer asked me my plans for the fall, and it took me a few moments to realize he meant autumn, and not the collapse of civilization.

Critical Race Theory teaching came under fire from parents in Minnesota where teachers had asked students not to tell their parents what they're being told in class. The teachers are fighting against the clock. Scientists warn that within six months humanity will run out of things to call racist.

Senator Elizabeth Warren introduced the American Child Care and Day Learning Act which provides free day care for children of qualified parents. In thirty states, day care is more expensive than college tuition, which makes sense. People who graduate from day care make better employees.

Dr. Fauci on Sunday stood by the CDC ruling that face masks aren't necessary if you've been vaccinated. I got vaccinated early this year when the lines to get the shot were very long. I waited three hours at a hospital lab for a prick that lasted thirty seconds, so I get it, ladies, I completely get it.

The Tokyo Olympics included Norway women who protested sexism by refusing to wear bikini bottoms and skimpy gymnastic wear. It was boring. The women gymnast team from Germany wore a uni-tard that not only covered them neck-to-toe, it also covered Poland, France and Czechoslovakia.

NBC is beset by low ratings for the Japan Olympic Games even though the network arranged key events to align with U.S. prime time viewership. Millions of Americans have personal rooting interests to our nation's Olympians. An ex-girlfriend of mine is on the U.S. Conclusion Jumping team.

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South Korean bars are now selling Happy Balloons filled with either helium or nitrous oxide for five dollars a balloon. The drinkers inhale the balloons as a chaser to give their drinks an added boost of giggles. Helium addiction is just horrible because no one takes their cries for help seriously.

Heineken Zero debuted on grocery store shelves this week, riding the recent wave of popularity for non-alcoholic beer. It promises the same great taste of beer without the effect of alcohol. If I remember right, drinking beer for the taste and not the buzz is like growing marijuana for the shade.

The Cleveland Indians caved to pressure and changed their name to the Cleveland Guardians Friday. It's got teams on the West Coast nervous. I guess it's just a matter of time before Trojan condom users say they are nobody's mascot and USC has to go back to being the Fighting Methodists.

The Census Bureau reports that Baby Boomers born in the two biggest birth years of the Baby Boom turn seventy-five and seventy this year. We've had it best. We got to watch Neil Armstrong walk on the moon while Millennials got to watch the guy who killed bookstores ride a penis into space.

The Wall Street Journal on Saturday quoted one scientist who warned that the vaccine itself is causing the virus to mutate into more resistant strains. A new strain of Covid reportedly makes you gain weight and can put up to sixty pounds on you. The CDC is calling it the Delta Burke variant.


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