In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 26, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | North Korea's government announced plans Thursday to test-fire a giant rocket this weekend in preparation for a planned manned mission to the moon. The rocket is not the problem. The problem is, finding an astronaut who will go fly to the moon and then willingly return to North Korea.

Coca-Cola says it will revamp Coke Zero to compete with the huge selection of soft drinks now in stores. A church friend has became so obsessed with a near-beer beverage she found at Trader Joe's, in the past week she's downed five six-packs of the stuff, I fear she's becoming a non-alcoholic.

President Biden while speaking in Ohio Wednesday got into a verbal argument with an angry Steubenville business owner. Steubenville is the home of Dean Martin and Jimmy the Greek and Tracy Lords --- a drunk, a racist and a porn star. Can you just imagine the statue in their town square?

The White House attempt to clamp down on gun rights is taking shape in Senate confirmation hearings. The nominee to head the ATF said he thinks gun owners should only bring out their firearms when zombies start to appear. This caused the Secret Service to triple its protection of Biden.

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was forced to defend Hunter Biden's right to sell his artwork at top prices to anonymous buyers. The graft never ends with this guy. Hunter Biden's love child is only two years old and already she has a full-ride scholarship on the USC rowing team.

Donald Trump called an Arizona Republican a RINO for disparaging Trump's recount effort in Maricopa County. He's a combative New Yorker to the core. Trump is that school bully who was so good at handing out cruel nicknames that nobody noticed he couldn't read and lived in a storage unit.

House Republicans charged Tuesday that Critical Race theory immerses kids in Marxism. The games kids play will turn them into capitalists anyway. Musical chairs is a kids game that teaches school kids to seize what's theirs and beat up anyone who tries to take it away from them, set to music.

The Miami Herald reported Friday that another high-rise condo building in Surfside, Florida, was ruled unsafe by inspectors. Nobody in Florida wants another high-rise apartment building to collapse. Maybe it's time to gently suggest to Floridians that they should start eating more sensibly.

The White House was slammed by Republicans Wednesday for pressuring Facebook to censor doctors who post anti-vax information. My profession is next. Watch for a new law office TV ads stating if you have ever dated or been involved with a comedian, you may be entitled to compensation.

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Tom Brady joked at the White House that 40% of America still doesn't think Tampa Bay won and kidded Biden for having the same problem. His team won the big one despite the signal caller being old, past his prime and warned not to risk one more concussion. And so did Tom Brady's team.

Sports Illustrated broke the news on Wednesday that a third Olympic athlete slated to compete in the Summer Games in Tokyo has just tested positive for Covid in the Olympic Village. And now there's more bad news for the Games. New Zealand female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard has jock itch.

Jeff Bezos declared his space flight his best day ever despite every TV viewer noticing how his rocket going up looked like a Viagra ad the network refused to air. The very next day, thousands of women in Los Angeles ordered the Bezos model rocket. I had no idea they were interested in space.

Discovery Channel will air a series on the exotic and poisonous snakes in Southeast Asia. It so happens Lindsay Lohan was recently bit by a snake while she was vacationing in Thailand. Despite the best efforts by emergency medical technicians, the snake died of alcohol poisoning one hour later.

The White House floated the idea of government workers going door to door checking to see if you've been vaccinated. Volunteers are coming out of the woodwork to canvas neighborhoods. In Chicago, gang members are going door to door asking if you had your shot, and if not, they shoot you.

Tony Robbins released a series of online business seminars designed to inspire people to reach for the stars and persevere. He points out Coca-Cola only sold 25 bottles in their first year, but they kept going. So stick to your dreams and never give up and maybe someday you too can cause diabetes.

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said the government is monitoring social media posts for vaccine information accuracy. The vaccine is harmless and everyone should be forced to take it no matter what rights the Constitution says you have. My name is Joe Biden and I approved this post.

President Biden completely took back his criticism last week that Facebook was killing people Monday. He has never retracted any statement he has made before. I don't know how Facebook got Joe to do it, but at corporate headquarters, every office now has an original painting by Hunter Biden.

President Biden repeated his assertion that white supremacy is the number-one terror threat to the United States this week. We're all still waiting for an exact definition of this enemy. President Biden urged Americans to wear a mask and get vaccinated to help stop the spread of white supremacy.

Los Angeles grocery stores quickly felt the impact of the new mask mandate on Sunday. Last year, when the first mandates kicked in, there was a run on toilet paper, this year it's Popsicles.That's because with each double Popsicle you finish eating you get thirty-five dollars worth of lumber.

Variety reports that the Spanish Film Festival will be held in Madrid in September. During the 1961 shooting of El Cid, the famous fortress of Valencia was filmed down the coast in the ancient town of Peniscola. The town is also famed for creating an unsuccessful rival brand to Coke and Pepsi.


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