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Jewish World Review July 22, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The NFL announced Friday the league will be pro-active in the fight against systemic racism in America. How very lofty, and there's more. Before every NFL game this fall, they will play the Black National Anthem as well as the National Anthem in order to add another commercial break.
• The Weather Channel said the Rhine River and other German waterways have finally receded after record rainstorms caused massive flooding and dam breaks all over Germany. Survivors are still on their rooftops after a week. It's taken a while but Germans have finally realized that G od is Jewish.
• President Biden took back his statement that Facebook is killing people, saying it's misinformation on FB that's killing people. Joe's adlibs should always end with the all-clear signal. At his latest press conference, President Biden lost his train of thought and there were no survivors.
• Prince Harry is reported to be writing a tell-all memoir set for publication next year. He's nothing if not formidable. Any guy who can be the hit of a Halloween party wearing a Nazi armband and then convince a liberal black actress to marry him has, what we call in Los Angeles, good people skills.
• GOP Congressman Ronnie Jackson doubts the president's mental acuity and demanded that Biden take a cognitive test. However I'd never question his seriousness of purpose. On Sunday Joe lost his aviator sunglasses and called it the worst challenge to our democracy since the Civil War.
• President Biden blamed China for recent cyber-attacks on Microsoft at the risk of his friendship with President Xi. In addition to running China, Xi is a known patron of the art world. By this September, Xi will be the owner of the world's largest collection of Hunter Biden masterpieces.
• President Biden caved in to pressure agreeing, to address the plight of the Cuban protestors in Havana, saying Cuba's leaders should listen to the people and supply the people their needs, rather than enriching themselves. The reply from Cuba's leaders was brief. You first. • Universal Studio Tours reported Jurassic World Adventure is now open for thrill seekers and Jurassic Park fans wanting a scary ride through the prehistoric world. They say if Jurassic Park were real, it would cost six trillion dollars a year to maintain. Just like the real dinosaurs in Congress. • Japan Olympic organizers took drastic action installing sex-proof beds in Olympic Village that collapse under the weight of two people or sudden movement, in an effort to halt the spread of Covid. I think all it'll prevent is the spread of legs. They selected the beds from IKEA's Newlywed Collection. • Tokyo's government ignored massive street protests against the Olympics being held in Japan due to the threat of athletes spreading Covid. I'm worried about the spread of Woke. Right now the betting favorite in the one-hundred meter dash is a biological Cheetah who identifies as a woman. • Animal Planet reminded people to make sure their pets are safe when leaving them in parked cars in this summer heat. At the mall, cops had to rescue my neighbor's yelping, suffering dog from his car. He had left the windows cracked open and the AC on, but he left Pop Country on the radio.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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