Home
In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 15, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Britney Spears' new conservator said Britney's father spent two million of Britney's money to try to remain her conservator. A judge has ruled Britney is not mentally competent to be a rock star. If she flunks one more cognitive evaluation, she could be the next President of the United States.

Sydney extended its home and business shutdown Monday as cases of the Delta variant swept across Australia. Meanwhile, overwhelming evidence is mounting that Covid was created in the Wuhan laboratory. It's too bad the virus wasn't made in Vegas, maybe it would have stayed in Vegas.

The NCAA agreed to comply with court orders allowing college athletes to make ad money off their presence on social media. I can believe that courts would allow college athletes to profit from their social media following. What I cannot believe is that colleges would allow capitalism on campus.

Havana was the site of a massive freedom rally Sunday staged by angry protestors against the socialist regime and its controls. The Cuban government clamped down Monday and kicked the entire country off social media. Donald Trump just added everybody in Cuba to his class-action suit.

President Biden called Voter ID the greatest threat to our democracy since the Civil War this week. It ignited my family pride. My line of Hamiltons lost the English Civil War, we lost the Revolutionary War, we lost the American Civil War, and in the War on Drugs, I fought for Colombia.

Pew Research reports ninety-seven percent of Americans own a cell phone, eighty-five percent own a smart phone. If you ask me, they own us. The other night, I updated my Samsung phone software, and now I'm missing a bunch of photos, fifty dollars from my dresser, and my favorite pants.

The Pentagon is reportedly concerned about the development of a hypersonic nuclear missile by Red China's Navy. Rocket experts say it would only take forty minutes for this missile to get to Los Angeles from Red China. That's faster than it takes a car to get to Los Angeles from Los Angeles.

GET ARGUS' DAILY SMILES to your inbox. Sign up for the JWR update. It's free. Just click here.

The White House formed a panel of Democratic financial experts to assess the effect of global warming on investments, and vice versa. Skepticism is fierce. However Democrats think if they can remind Republicans that polar bears are white, they'll finally do something about climate change.

The History Channel reports Alexander Graham Bell also invented the cell phone in the 1880s but it would much later take fiber optics and satellites to make them practicable. On March 10th, 1876, Bell made the first phone call. Thirty minutes later he was notified that his car warranty had expired.

Cosmo forecast online dating will come back huge as the country opens back up after a fifteen month shutdown. I hate it when I'm reminded to stay in my lane. Last night, I received an Internet pop-up ad saying that older women in my area want to know if I've been messing with the thermostat.

Tyson Foods blamed the nationwide chicken shortage on underperforming roosters. I once got stuck driving behind a truckload of Tyson chickens headed for slaughter and I saw two of the chickens behind the wiring having sex. It was a reminder to all of us to live every day like it's our last.

London's Medical Journal Lancet predicts a new generation of brain drugs lay on the horizon that could halt the spread or prevent the onset of dementia in older people. Some of us have a lot of memories stored upstairs. I'm old enough to remember when water was free and porn cost money.

San Franciscans are petitioning to restore the statue of General Grant torn down by protestors last year. It showed ignorance of history. If the Leftists had only known that Grant loved whiskey, took liquid cocaine and killed Confederates, they would have climbed up on the statue and polished it.


Archives

JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.

=


© 2020, Argus Hamilton

Columnists

Toons

Lifestyles

Quantcast