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Jewish World Review July 8, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The Weather Channel reported a freak weather system struck Virginia last week causing two tornadoes to sweep into Washington DC. The two twisters uprooted trees at the National Mall and momentarily headed toward the Capitol. The FBI is now investigating G od for insurrectionist ties.
• San Francisco lawlessness reached a new level Monday as a horde of organized looters raided a Neiman-Marcus just before closing time. They were shown on security cameras running off with dozens of very expensive designer handbags. The rioting marks the official start of NBA Finals Week.
• Kamala Harris was ripped by twenty-two of her vice presidential staffers last week in a leaked complaint to the media. Democrats have begun fearing that Kamala Harris can't beat anyone in 2024. The Democrats poll-tested her against an Independent ticket and she lost to Cosby/Weinstein.
• President Biden agreed with the WHO Monday that the Delta Variant is more contagious than Covid-19 but added if you're vaccinated, you're safe. Americans are in no mood to tolerate any new government-ordered shutdowns. The Delta variant is the New Coke of viruses, nobody's buying it. • President Biden defended his crackdown-on-guns policy and argued that the 2nd Amendment has always had limitations, and then issued a personal challenge to gun rights advocates. Joe stated that if you want to come after him, you'd better bring nukes and F-15s. Or, we might add, stairs. • American Airlines reported flight delays and cancellations this week and blamed it on staffing problems and the pent-up boom in air travel this summer. This week at a college job fair, a recent college graduate arrived for a job interview with American three hours late. He was hired on the spot. • The National Education Association stated its resolve Tuesday to teach Critical Race Theory in classrooms this fall. It has its origins in Soviet Russia. Trotsky was the creator of Critical Race Theory in the 1920s and he ended up being the only Bolshevik killed by Stalin for being TOO Marxist.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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