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Jewish World Review July 1, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
San Francisco was sent a special task force from Washington to try to deal with the homeless debacle. Their streets are so littered with human waste that the locals are trying to make it chic to smell that way. Cartier's on Nob Hill just introduced a new fragrance called Chanel Number Two.
• Donald Trump hosted a town hall meeting Wednesday carried live on Fox News, and pointed out that news is now so boring that CNN's ratings have completely tanked without him in office to hate every day. Reaction was swift. CNN just came out against mail-in balloting for the 2024 election.
• The White House admitted the threat of approaching inflation with soaring debt and the labor shortage. It's a bad news-good news for DC lawmakers. The truck driver shortage is driving up the price of groceries for congressmen, on the other hand it's driving down the price of truck-stop whores.
• The Tour de France got off to a bad start in Paris when one fan caused a dozens of bicycles to crash and go down. All the cussing and swearing could clearly be heard on TV. It just took one idiot and a piece of cardboard to turn the world's premier cycling event into the Tourettes de France.
• Wembley Stadium shook to its storied rafters Tuesday as soccer fans went wild after England defeated Germany 2-0 in the European Cup Championships. It was the same old story. England and Germany fought to a stalemate until the Americans arrived in the final period and turned the tide. • Variety polled moviegoers to find out what they want to see in a romantic comedy as they return to theaters and most said they want to see a happy ending. I prefer romantic conflict. If you're in a relationship and you can't quite work up the nerve to break things off, suggest a game of Monopoly. • Home Electronics says laptops, tablets and phones help people get work done faster, providing more leisure time than ever before in history. Not all technology is better. A cell phone battery today lasts for two and a half hours while a radio battery on Gilligan's Island in 1964 lasted three seasons.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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