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Jewish World Review July 23, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The Washington Redskins face sex harassment claims after trying to placate the PC mob with a name change. Yes, the Redskins may be an offensive name, but it's not wholly inaccurate in describing this team. They're so bad that last year they gave up more yardage than the actual Indians.
• Wall Street continued soaring following news of promising Covid vaccine research in England. This could be it. The scientists believe they have discovered a protocol which allowed two hundred test patients to halt the further spread of the virus. They threw their TV sets out the window.
• Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York explained in an interview that people were justified in rioting and looting whenever they are hungry. It brings a tear to your eyes. Last night in her district a man was seen stealing a seventy-square-inch high-definition loaf of bread.
• Portland was ransacked and burned by anarchists over the weekend along with riots in Seattle as well as in Chicago, where demonstrators attacked and injured police. No statue and no monument or religious icon is safe. Things have really gone mad when atheists are arguing that Jesus was black.
• President Trump in a Fox News interview charged that the media was taking corona virus statistics and twisting them into a hyper-alarming narrative. Cable may be a little jacked up. CNN reports that two healthy young adults died of corona virus during a meth lab explosion.
• Congress is working on a bill to extend Covid emergency benefits to people who lost work to the pandemic. No need is being overlooked. In response to calls for a law requiring Americans to wear a facial covering, Frito Lay just invented a face mask that doubles as a feed bag for Cheetos.
• Trader Joe's jumped on the PC bandwagon Sunday and said they'll no longer use names like Trader Ming's to label its Asian food or Trader Jose to label Hispanic food. However its line of mayonnaise and white bread will remain Trader Brad's. The Crackers as always speak for themselves.
• The Hollywood Reporter reported Mel Gibson's recent huge success as a director has allowed Warner Brothers to let him direct a re-make of The Wild Bunch. He's back on top. Hollywood decided to forgive Mel his racist language, obscenities and woman-bashing when he became a rapper.
• Kanye West's presidential campaign got off to a rollicking start at a rally in North Charleston Sunday. He faces a current anti-celebrity bias. It's sad that Kanye West makes more sense than Joe Biden, has more cash than Donald Trump but won't win because his mother-in-law is Caitlyn Jenner.
• Joe Biden moved into a double-digit lead in polls that were heavily sampled on the Democratic side of respondents. Joe could be the first man elected just by staying in his basement under the ground, leaving everybody alone and playing dead for the year. If he wins it'll be Weekend with Biden.
• Prince Andrew's daughter Princess Beatrice was the bride at a Royal Wedding held at Windsor Chapel with the entire Royal Family in attendance for the nuptials. However, Prince Andrew did not give away the bride. Instead he traded her for two bridesmaids and a flower girl to be named later.
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