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Jewish World Review July 1, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
St. Louis was the scene of a tense BLM street protest as Americans remained hostages to media-fueled debate over which symbols are racist and which symbols are not. I think I have the answer. NO one would object to John Wayne Pancake Mix or Aunt Jemima Airport, so let's do it!
• Los Angeles street traffic all week was unexpectedly snarled by long car lines at fried chicken restaurant drive-through lanes going around the block. Apparently, with the latest wave of COVID, fried chicken is the new toilet paper. If that's true, they should have left the feathers in for a softer feel.
• The Hollywood Reporter says the Game Show Network is racking up good ratings by airing simple games as well as classic TV game show reruns. I just sold them a brand new game show called Millennial Fear Factor. Contestants must go an entire hour without being offended by a statue.
• San Francisco residents are voicing disgust over street sanitation and public disorder. It's due to the homeless using sidewalks for public restrooms downtown. Trying to put the best face on the problem, Cartier's on Nob Hill just introduced their brand-new fragrance, Chanel No. 2.
• Joe Biden made the wearing of face masks a campaign issue. The idea is to make the non-complying Trump look like a murderer for not wearing one. Thank goodness he doesn't, or every Democrat in America would throw their mask away and swear never to wear one again, no matter who dies.
• Los Angeles sports radio hosts demanded that the Augusta National Invitational Golf Tournament drop its nickname, The Masters. However, some businesses are going the other way with this. Kroger grocery stores announced that from now on, White Bread will now be known as the Loaf of Privilege.
• House Democrats and teachers unions are pushing the 1619 Project as a history curriculum for U.S. schools, which veers sharply from the traditional Anglo-centric American history viewpoint. In high school I was sent home because I refused to dissect a frog. It wasn't biology class, it was Practical French.
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