In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 22, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mexican drug lord El Chapo wept in court as his New York federal judge sentenced him to life in prison for cocaine trafficking. He was also ordered to forfeit to the U.S. Treasury over twelve and a half billion dollars he'd stashed away in various banks. Is it me, or did Mexico just pay for the wall?

Mexican cocaine lord El Chapo was sentenced by a New York federal judge to life imprisonment plus thirty years on. Reaction was swift. U.S. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was immediately outraged when she learned that El Chapo will be separated from his family members.

Jeffrey Epstein's offer to pay seventy-seven million dollars in bail was rejected. He's on suicide watch, which means he sleeps with one eye open. I don't want to say Epstein's in danger but Friday night Hillary walked into a bar in Little Italy and ordered two shots to the back of the head.

The White House marked 50 years since the moon landing Saturday. One week after the moon landing, Ted Kennedy drove his car into a river, Woodstock took place and Weathermen dynamited campus ROTC depots nationwide. The year 2019 just phoned 1969 and said you win, you were crazier.

Southern California voters on Friday began receiving robo-calls from presidential candidates a full 16 months ahead of the election. How do they track down our phone numbers? I never reveal my political party affiliation to anyone so pollsters never know whether I'm a Racist or Un-American.

President Trump's Tarheel crowd chanted for him to send Congresswoman Ilhan Omar back to the country she came from. Trump conceded it was out of line. A lot of Hollywood stars were angry about the crowd chanting for Trump to Send Her Back because they want to go first.

President Trump mentioned the marriage of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar to her own brother during the time of her naturalization in Minneapolis. Isn't that sweet? Congresswoman Ilhan Omar may be from Minnesota, but her favorite place is Philadelphia because it is the City of Brotherly Love.

The Hoh River Valley in Washington State's Olympic National Park was ranked the quietest outdoor place in America in a recent National Geographic survey. That's only half the story. The quietest indoor place is Congress whenever it's suggested they come up with a way to reduce spending.

The Columbus Dispatch reported on wedding bells ringing for senior citizens Thursday. They said a one-hundred-year-old man in downstate Ohio married a one-hundred-and-three-year-old woman in a civil ceremony. He says he's been into older women all his life and she's the only one left.

The L.A. Museum is displaying patent medicines from the 1890s which included Cocaine Tooth Drops, Opium Cough Syrup, Coca Wine and Bayer's Heroin. That's the decade we conquered Cuba, Puerto Rico Guam and Philippines in a month. Never say America can't win the War on Drugs.

Congress split Monday on a motion by Democrats to censure Trump while spending bills and infrastructure bills remain un-passed. Our refusal to seek solutions together is like the man who died from drinking. When a friend asked his family if he had tried AA, they said no, it wasn't that bad.

President Trump caught hell for suggesting that four leftist House Democrats return to their home countries. They're from America. Trump felt low because he'd just realized he and Epstein are the only two white billionaires now living in federal housing previously occupied by black people.

Nancy Pelosi denounced Trump for being racist in denouncing the same four congresswomen who'd denounced Pelosi as a racist last week. It's insane. The Founders never dreamed America's two political parties would wind up being Good Looking White People with Money and Everyone Else.

President Trump called four leftist Democratic congresswomen open-border communists and American-hating foreigners. It gets better. The four women House lawmakers who were insulted by Trump held a press conference and protested being called names by a racist, sexist, homophobic Nazi.


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