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Jewish World Review July 16, 2019 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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President Trump angered liberals by ordering ICE to start rounding up illegals who have been ordered by a judge back to their countries. The government has been making life in Hollywood intolerable. No plastic straws for our cocaine and, starting yesterday, no Mexicans to clean our pools.
• Nancy Pelosi advised illegal aliens who've been ordered deported not to answer the door when ICE comes knocking. There's an answer to every tactic. Ten bucks says that today ICE agents are sweeping through East L.A. neighborhoods disguised as the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol.
• Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused Speaker Nancy Pelosi of racism while grandstanding uninvited at a committee hearing on U.S. border conditions. Her behavior has many voters in her district embarrassed and dismayed. How drunk do you have to be to elect your bartender?
• Tropical Storm Barry met up with an overflowing Mississippi to threaten to flood parts of New Orleans. The hurricane season is part of the rhythm of life on the Gulf Coast. Annually from July through October everyone in Louisiana is either under water or under indictment.
• Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel's personal health became a matter of public concern when she was shown on camera visibly shaking. It's the third time in one month she‘s started shaking at a public event. It's gotten so bad, Merkel's Secret Service code name is California.
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