In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 23,2018

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • The White House confirmed that security plans are being made for Russian president Vladimir Putin to visit to the United States in September. That's a good sign. Apparently our cyber security is working so well that Vladimir Putin has to come here and meddle in the election personally.

• President Trump refused to take questions from CNN. Last month at the zoo, Trump saved a boy who fell into the lion's habitat by jumping down there, slugging the lion and carrying the boy to safety. That night, CNN reported Trump attacked an African immigrant and stole his lunch.

• Joe Biden was reported consulting donors about a 2020 presidential run. He would give Trump a run for his money on misstatements. Joe Biden marked the one-hundredth anniversary of the birth of Nelson Mandela Tuesday by praising his performance in The Shawshank Redemption.

• The Kremlin confirmed that Putin will pay a September visit to the White House. On the way here, he can stop in San Francisco and legally vote and allow President Trump to accuse him to his face of meddling in U.S. elections at their joint press conference. Second chances are great.

• The Weather Channel says a high pressure system settled over the Eastern Seaboard resulting in brutally hot temperatures with record highs being recorded everywhere back East. The heat is reported to be sweltering. It's so hot in Washington, D.C. that President Trump is sticking to his story. .

• The White House was the center of controversy as partisan pundits and conspiracy theorists went on the warpath dissecting the Helsinki interchange. New information is coming in every fifteen minutes. Drop everything, CNN is reporting that Vladimir Putin may have ties to Russia.

• Senate Democrats and War Hawk Republicans took advantage of President Trump's Helsinki misstatement to rip him apart on CNN and MSNBC. Americans saw these clips when Fox News replayed them. Trump's in such trouble that Thai rescue divers have been summoned to pull him out.

• President Trump corrected his Helsinki misstatement on Russian hacking and said he meant to say he saw no reason why it would NOT have come from Russia. We all misspeak. Next day, his press secretary Sarah Sanders misspoke and said she hoped the media didn't go screw themselves.

• Senate Democrats ripped President Trump as a Russian-lover for seemingly denying Russian interference in U.S. elections before he corrected his misstatement. The Democrats need to pick a metaphor and stick to it. Trump-Loving Russia puts a real strain on the He's Hitler movement.

• Democrats accused Trump of selling out the U.S. to Russia in Helsinki when he misspoke and appeared to side with Putin. The Dems will never get him. Any man who can hold his marriage together with Stormy Daniels on the news all day, has what we call in Los Angeles, good people skills.

• Capitol Hill lawmakers stopped bashing each other for a day to bash Trump over a misspoken comment in Helsinki which he corrected. That didn't mollify anyone. Democrats and Republicans are acting like they're trying to co-parent a toddler while going through a bitter divorce.

• President Trump explained he misspoke in Helsinki summit and meant to say he did believe Russia hacked the U.S. election. The media went wild over the mistake, comparing it to the World Trade Center attack, Pearl Harbor and Kristallnacht. After Trump and Putin met in Helsinki, the media's fever pitch has now surpassed gassy cows as the number-one cause of global warming.


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