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Jewish World Review July 9,2018 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• President Trump said he'll give a million dollars to Elizabeth Warren's favorite charity if she can prove she's Cherokee as she claimed. The tribe hotly denies it. If Warren is elected president, Indians will go on the warpath the moment she walks in a room and the band plays Hail to the Chief.
• London's Mayor Sadiq Khan vowed to ruin Trump's visit to London with vast Muslim protests Thursday. His constituency has its own problems. The city's Muslim section has so many casualties from knife assaults that statistically it's safer to be married to O.J. Simpson than to live in East London.
• Georgia passed a law that makes it a crime to hold your cell phone while you are driving a car or truck, although it's legal to hold a gun. So the first person to make a cell phone in the shape of a pistol will make a fortune. However you can imagine the warning on the label against taking selfies.
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