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Jewish World Review July 25, 2014 / 27 Tammuz, 5774 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
• The White House boasted that nine million people enrolled in Obamacare Sunday. That's three percent of the country. It's amazing what you can achieve when you make something mandatory and fine people if they don't do it, and then keep extending the deadline for months.
• President Obama flew to the West Coast for fundraisers during war in Gaza and tensions with Russia over Ukriane and the airliner shootdown. He refuses to deviate form his everyday routine. The Obama Doctrine states that a president should speak softly and carry a Big Bertha.
• President Obama was reported by California realtors Thursday to be negotiating to buy a house in Rancho Mirage near Palm Springs and within miles of seventy golf courses. He will just love it there. There are as many holes in Rancho Mirage as there are in the Mexican border.
• The White House denied House charges that Barack Obama knew the IRS was targeting conservatives in 2012. He also knew nothing of Benghazi, the AP spying scandal and the VA scandal. They took Don't Ask, Don't Tell out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House.
• Russian leader Vladimir Putin polled at an eighty percent approval rating among Russians Monday. His powers border on the paranormal. Vladimir Putin can accurately predict who's going to die of radioactive polonium poisoning in London next week just by picking up the phone.
• ISIS of Iraq read out new laws Tuesday ordering all Christians in Iraq to convert to Islam or die. Under strict Islamic law, adultery is a capital offense. The warning labels on Cialis prescriptions in the Mideast read that side effects may include nausea, dizziness or decapitation.
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