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Jewish World Review July 1, 2014 / 3 Tammuz, 5774 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Kim Jung Un threatened to go to war with the U.S. over the Seth Rogan movie comedy The Interview about an attempt to assassinate North Korea's dictator. The country is set to mobilize. Kim Jung Un was just promoted to North Korea's highest military rank, five-foot-four.
• Mexico apologized for its army helicopter that strayed over the U.S. border and fired at U.S. border agents. We wouldn't shoot it down. The helicopter is under eighteen years old, and no one wants to go through the hassle of reuniting the chopper with its family of Apaches in the U.S.
• Los Angeles undercover police posed as thirteen- and fourteen-year- old teenagers online Friday and arrested three hundred predators. It's a creepy place to hook up. The Internet is now a place where men are men, where women are men, and where children are FBI agents.
• IRS Commissioner John Koskinen admitted Friday that Lois Lerner's missing e-mails look suspicious. They'd reveal if she targeted conservatives at White House request. Lois swears that this is the last time she trusts the baggage handlers at Malaysian Airlines with her laptop.
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