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Jewish World Review July 28, 2011 / 26 Tamuz, 5771 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | White House officials were reported Tuesday privately assuring banks there will be no U.S. government debt default. They're just trying to scare the country into supporting President Obama's policies. What they didn't count on was the tune-out factor due to Armageddon fatigue.
Tiger Woods's fired caddy Steve Williams vowed to write a tell-all about his twelve years with Tiger. Over the last two years the golfer has lost his health, his endorsement deals, his wife, his swing coach and now his caddie. When your deal with the Devil expires, it goes quickly.
Rudy Giuliani agreed to host Mob Week on AMC Monday and introduce movie classics like the Godfather, Donnie Brasco and Goodfellas. Rudy took them down as the Manhattan U.S. attorney. Rudy's favorite mob movies are the ones which portray him with hair and compassion.
NAACP president Benjamin Todd Jealous ripped new state laws requiring voters to produce a photo ID in a speech to the NAACP Convention Monday. Hispanics don't like it either. No matter how many riots there are in Los Angeles high schools everyone agrees on the necessity of vote fraud.
California Secretary of State gave supporters of a bill to legalize marijuana one year to get enough signatures to put the proposition on next year's ballot. It's an uphill battle. It's hard for them to turn in enough signatures because they keep forgetting where they left the petitions.
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