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Jewish World Review July 26, 2011 / 24 Tamuz, 5771 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Los Angeles city officials fired traffic officer John Dancler Friday for performing a sex act with an actress in a porno movie. Things will work out for him. He plans to use the film as an audition reel for the TSA to show he can get under people's clothes without their objecting to it. President Obama spoke at a town hall in Maryland Friday to discuss budget negotiations to increase the debt limit. It didn't work out too well for him. The president was cool and breezy, giving everybody living under the heat dome last week yet another reason to hate him. The White House disclosed that President Obama will vacation on Martha's Vineyard next week at the twenty-eight acre Blue Heron Farm in Massachusetts. It's where the Kennedys and the Clintons always vacationed. The island's main road is dotted with marriage repair shops. Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel ripped ABC News for asking him about why he put his kids in private school. They go to the University of Chicago's Laboratory School. Just the school's name makes it sound like he'd rather trust his kids to Dr. Frankenstein than the teachers union.
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