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Jewish World Review July 18, 2008 / 15 Tamuz 5768 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
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Six Flags watched its stock price drop on Wall Street to forty-eight cents a share Wednesday. The economy is terrible for theme parks right now. It's hard to compete with the thrill of pushing your car up a hill and then coasting to the grocery store.
Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp announced Tuesday that this year's Farm Aid concert will be in New England. It's an annual event. Farm Aid started out as an appeal to the American people to give money to suffering farmers, now it's the other way around.
Tiger Woods cannot play in the British Open this weekend. He broke his leg and tore up his knee jogging at night. Pro golfers can't tell the difference between a wolf and a coyote but they've got way too much money to risk guessing the wrong way.
Babe Ruth's cap and Lou Gehrig's warm-up jacket were auctioned for three hundred grand each in New York this week. Collectibles are like gold during economic uncertainty. Whenever there is inflation or a weak dollar, ballplayers who died early do very well.
Texas Ranger Josh Hamilton showcased his new sobriety at the All-Star Home Run Derby Monday. Things have changed in Dallas. Last night a stripper asked a Dallas Cowboy to make it rain and he walked over to the exit door and set off the fire alarm.
Alex Rodriguez and Madonna Night was held on Thursday at a Grand Prairie minor league game in Texas. Couples who denied any romantic link between them got in for a buck. When Dick Cheney showed up with Big Oil they were laughed out of the ballpark.
The National Parks Superintendents Association held its annual meeting in Utah on Wednesday. It could be their last meeting. No one's sure about the future of the parks system but next year's summit will be held at Yellowstone National Refinery.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi recommended oil drilling in already-explored Alaska leaseholds Tuesday. She won't yield on offshore or wildlife preserves. The Democrats are not opposed to drilling, they are just opposed to drilling in areas that have oil. Barack Obama said Wednesday his candidacy will increase black voter turnout by thirty percent and let him win several states in the South. Now we know why he's been promising to rise above racial divisions. You can see them better from up there. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
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