In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 5, 2007 / 19 Tamuz, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa admitted Monday to an extramarital affair with news anchor Mirthala Salinas. She's a young knockout and he's a middle-aged married man. So much for the argument that Hispanics will never assimilate in America.

Britain rounded up terror suspects Tuesday following last week's attacks. Five doctors have been implicated in deploying the car bombs that failed to go off. It warns Americans, if nothing else, about the gross inefficiency of socialized medicine.

The Fourth of July was celebrated in America all day Wednesday with fireworks made in China. They're not so dangerous. Chinese fireworks may blow off your hand or put out your eye but they're still safer than their pet food, tires and toothpaste.

Columbia University published a study Monday showing three out of ten Americans have abused alcohol. The percentage is so high because they included campus binge drinking. America West must rue the day they began requiring all pilots to have college degrees.

Vladimir Putin enjoyed a weekend of fishing and horseplay with President Bush in Kennebunkport. The Russian leader caught a large striped bass. He nearly leaped out of the boat when the bass turned its head toward him and sang Don't Worry, Be Happy.

Hillary Clinton ate a Snickers Blizzard for her lunch Tuesday at a Dairy Queen in Iowa. That's where the votes are. America used to be divided into Red States and Blue States, now it's evenly divided between Southern California and Size Fourteen.

Dublin police announced Tuesday they found bales and bales of cocaine washing up on the shores of County Cork. Inspectors say it must have spilled off a passing boat. The Irish Tourism Bureau isn't above using a little blarney to attract Los Angeles tourists to Ireland if they're afraid to fly to London or Glasgow this summer.

Scotland Yard announced that eight Muslim terror suspects arrested Monday in the failed car bombings in London and Glasgow included three medical doctors from Iraq and Jordan. Everybody was shocked. They were the good guys in Sicko.

Paris Hilton flew to Hawaii Wednesday after tripling the ratings of the Larry King show, where she gave the most boring interview in history. It was a new low in journalism. She went blank every time Larry King asked her if she likes older men.

World Wrestling Federation star Chris Benoit's doctor was arrested Monday. The wrestler strangled his entire family and then hung himself during a steroid rage. The next day, Barry Bonds's teenage son didn't have to be told twice to take out the trash.

Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss opened a coin-operated laundromat Tuesday in Nevada, sixty miles from Las Vegas. There's something really fishy about the place. The powdered soap in the vending machines sells for three hundred dollars a box. CBS Radio was reported Monday to be considering giving Don Imus back his radi

o show after firing him. It's only right. If everybody lost their livelihood over one unfunny joke, half the U.S. Senate would be voted out of office over immigration reform.

John McCain took drastic measures to save money on his faltering presidential campaign Monday and cut all his staffers' pay. It's a break that his immigration reform bill went down to defeat. Otherwise he'd have to pay these people minimum wage.

Bill Clinton flew to Iowa Monday to make speeches with Hillary Clinton before Iowa voters. Iowans are always sorry to see the Clintons go home. Whenever Bill and Hillary leave Iowa, the farmers have to go back to fertilizing the crops themselves.

Bill Clinton was an hour late to a campaign rally in Des Moines Monday where he was supposed to introduce his wife to a crowd that was waiting irritably. It was carefully planned. Her poll numbers are never better than when he is embarrassing her.

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