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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 28, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Las Vegas Raiders star defensive end Carl Nassib made history Wednesday when he came out of the closet as the first active National Football League player to disclose he's gay. Displaying courage like that can help inspire others. In a related story, a figure skater just admitted he's straight.

The New York Times had a scientist inspect the tuna submarine sandwiches served at Subway and found no tuna. Customers agree it's delicious but they can't identify the taste. Ever since Hannibal Lector got a part-time job at Subway's people have been wondering what's in their tuna sub.

The New York Times hired scientists to conduct DNA tests on tuna sandwiches at Subway this week and discovered they contained absolutely no tuna. The story doesn't end there. Maury Povich did a DNA test on the same sandwiches, and found that they belong to a guy named D'Andre.

John McAfee, the Libertarian and creator of the world's most famous anti-virus software was found hanged in a Spanish jail, but no one's buying suicide. His expertise in hacking and firewall penetration made him literally the man who knew too much. John McAfee did not un-install himself.

McAfee antivirus software founder John McAfee was found hanged in his Spanish jail cell by apparent suicide Tuesday. He had a foundational knowledge of computers, e-mail security and knowledge of hacking. So the question is, how much dirt did John McAfee have on the Clintons?

Japan's Emperor expressed worry over the Covid danger of tourists to Japan for the Olympics to enjoy the nation's culture. Tokyo is the site of the Meguro Parasitological Museum, the only museum in the world tasked to the study of parasites. They should move this museum to Washington.

The Atlanta Constitution reports that an IKEA store in Atlanta has apologized for serving fried chicken, watermelon and collard greens on Juneteenth. It gets better. IKEA was going to hold a press conference for the apology, but they couldn't find an Allen wrench to put the podium together.

The Detroit Daily News reported that Juneteenth celebrations in Detroit last weekend turned violent. It detracts from the holiday's importance of slavery emancipation. Conversely, white people celebrated a combined Juneteenth and Father's Day by freeing Britney Spears from her father.

Paul Mooney was honored in a memorial in Hollywood Wednesday. He was an outrageously funny black comic who if alive would lacerate the venality of today's protestors. BLM raised ninety million dollars last year but the only place you can see where any of the money was used is on Zillow.

Portland police complained on Fox News of no prosecution against the rioters who have been marauding, looting and burning the city's downtown area. However it's starting to backfire on the lawless mobs. With all the statues torn down, the pigeons are now forced to poop on the protestors.

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Britney Spears stood in Los Angeles Court on Wednesday and accused her father of enslaving her by his conservatorship over her money and by his drugging her to calm her down. Joe Biden signed an executive order naming Free Britney Day a national holiday. Hallmark already has a card.

The New York mayor primary eliminated some well-known Democratic hopefuls Tuesday and set the stage for the runoff. At the airport, I snapped my head toward the TV when I overheard a CNN anchor declare that Yang is Out. I just assumed Jeffrey Toobin was on camera and set to report.

President Biden gave a nationwide speech Wednesday in which he vowed to crack down on gun proliferation. I thought Joe made a political mistake when he announced he was going after the ghost guns. It could infuriate the three million ghosts who voted unanimously for him last November.

Fox News interviewed police chiefs from around the country who said police morale was never lower due to the lack of prosecutions. Many young cops in L.A. are taking early retirement from the job. After two or three years of free cocaine, you really need to go away and get your head on straight.

The CDC reported that corona virus was still taking a deadly toll in South Asia and Southeast Asia due to vaccine-resistent variants. It's a struggle. The Times of India reports that Indians are getting eight million shots a day, but it was their choice to live in Chicago, New York and Los Angeles.

The Nixon Library in Yorba Linda is hosting an exhibit marking the fiftieth anniversary of America's War on Drugs. The war was declared by President Nixon in June of 1971. Today our partners in Mexico will mark the anniversary with a moment of silence followed by hours of laughter.


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