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Jewish World Review June 21, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Biden signed a bill into law Thursday designating Friday a new nationwide holiday called Juneteenth. You can’t make it up. Democrats continue to insist Joe Biden has no cognitive damage as he proclaims a holiday honoring the day Republicans finished freeing the slaves.
• Juneteenth marks a day after the Civil War that the Yankees arrived in Galveston to reveal the conflict had ended two months earlier and the slaves were now free. As if kids don’t have enough on their plates. Now teachers have to explain to students why nobody sent a text saying the war was over.
• The Pentagon came under heavy GOP congressional fire because of troops being forced to undergo critical race theory propaganda and gender re-education. But it’s not likely to defeat any enemy. The latest U.S. military recruiting ad invites you to enlist in the Few, the Proud, the Maureen’s.
• Geneva hosted the summit between President Biden and Vladimir Putin on Wednesday where they discussed cyber-security, arms control and human rights. Afterwards, Biden declared the meeting with Putin a success. Hunter now has a seven-figure a job on the board of Putin Oil and Gas.
• President Biden at the Geneva summit presented Vladimir Putin with a list of sixteen specific U.S. targets that we don’t want Russia to hack for all the damage it would cause. Is that clear? And don’t attack Pearl Harbor on Sunday morning when all the ships are there, especially while we’re sleeping.
• Forbes magazine commissioned a survey that revealed that ninety percent of wealthy families lose their wealth by the third generation. It makes socialism unnecessary. Democrats don’t need to artificially raise taxes to level the playing field when idiots are the natural redistributors of wealth.
• Queen Elizabeth traveled to Cornwall to socialize with G-7 leaders on the last day of the world leaders’ summit there. The Queen stood before the TV cameras flanked by Boris Johnson, Joe Biden, Emanuel Macron and Justin Trudeau. It looked like The Bachelorette: the Too Soon Edition.
• Russian President Vladimir Putin offered to buy Hunter Biden’s first two pieces of art when his work goes on sale in a New York art gallery in September. You can imagine the offer. Hunter’s first piece of art is titled Permission to Build a Pipeline and the second piece is called Permission Granted. • President Biden went blank for forty seconds while hosting an EU leaders roundtable meeting in Brussels Monday. It’s starting to affect his poll numbers. Nowadays when parents tell their kids they could grow up to be president, it’s a threat to get them to eat their vegetables, or become one. • President Biden got very testy with reporters covering his summit with Russia’s Vladimir Putin in Switzerland Wednesday. He tried the best he could to stay on message. Before boarding Air Force One, President Biden addressed the media and touted the airplane stairs as a worthy adversary. • Kamala Harris cooked up a banquet Tuesday for all twenty-four female U.S. senators Tuesday at the vice president’s residence at the Naval Observatory in suburban Maryland. Kamala remains committed to doing everything she can do to solve the border crisis. I believe she served Mexican food. • Jon Stewart destroyed the Wuhan bat theory in a hilarious bit on Stephen Colbert. It left Stephen steaming and snarling in a Fauci-cult pout. The two biggest casualties of the Trump presidency were the comedians we lost to political commentary and the political commentators we lost to comedy.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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