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Jewish World Review June 17, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Biden raised eyebrows Tuesday when he said he won't allow Ukraine to join NATO, saying Ukraine is too corrupt. And they missed their last protection payment to Hunter. The Trump Library is going to need an extra building just to display all the items in the Trump Was Right exhibit.
Hunter Biden launched a new career as an artist Tuesday when a New York gallery agreed to sell his artwork. Hunter gets up to five hundred grand per painting and all buyers will remain anonymous. What lobbyist wouldn't pay a half a million for a Four Dogs Smoking Crack original?
• Nancy Pelosi tried to paper over Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's statement equating Israel and the U.S. with terrorist groups. Polls show voters could flip the House next election because they are so angry at woke actions by leftist House Democrats. Nobody ever bought a plunger in a good mood.
Olympic runner Shelby Houlihan was suspended after she tested positive for anabolic steroids that she blamed on a pork burrito she bought from a Mexican food truck on a street in Oregon. That sounds completely true. Mexican food is so dangerous Kamala Harris won't even visit Taco Bell.
• Geneva hosted a summit between KGB-trained Vladimir Putin who controls half of the world and what's left of Joe Biden who controls the other half. The same day, NASA warned that a hazardous asteroid was passing close by the Earth. At this point it's hard to tell whether to root it for or against it.
• China continued Tuesday to deny that the corona virus came from inside the Wuhan lab and maintained Covid was spread by an infected bat in a nearby bat market. The Chinese have an old proverb that reveals their culinary interest in the animal kingdom. If a dog barks it's undercooked.
• President Biden ended a presser in Brussels Monday by performing a chilling whisper into the microphone in mock anger over a tough question, but Joe's delivery was excellent. Biden stayed active on TV during the Trump administration. Every week he played the deceased on CSI: Delaware. • Car and Driver said automakers are perfecting the technology to make flying cars a reality in four years. I'm wary. Very old Hawaii residents might suffer a nasty childhood flashback when they look up into the sky on a Sunday morning and see the latest wave of Mitsubishis arriving from Japan. • Donald Trump issued a statement Tuesday announcing he'll go to the U.S.-Mexico border with Texas Governor Greg Abbott. He'll be there to show his support for the state's actions. Central American countries are very upset that Texas has decided to build a border wall, but they'll get over it. • TV reporter Chris Sign who uncovered the secret meeting between Bill Clinton and Attorney General Loretta Lynch during Hillary's email probe and presidential run may have committed suicide. The story really hurt her 2016 campaign. The five-year lapse indicates Hillary's moving a bit slower at 73.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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