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Jewish World Review June 9, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The White House answered press criticism that President Biden didn't hold any special event commemorating D-Day on Sunday. The press secretary said Joe mentioned it in his speech on Memorial Day. That's when Biden traveled to Arlington Cemetery and thanked everybody for voting.
• President Biden took heat for ignoring D-Day on Sunday's anniversary of the Allied invasion of Normandy in 1944. There are so many great stories to tell. Bagpipers were stationed on the shore line, to ensure that the Allied troops went up the cliffs as fast as possible to get away from them.
• California's school board approved an ethnic studies program to be taught to all public school students intended to de-stigmatize immigrants. A church friend of mine confided to me that his son is being bullied at Los Angeles High School because he's different than the other kids. He's American.
• PGA star Jon Rahm forfeited a likely win at the Memorial due to a Covid positive test after the third round. The rules have gotten picky and out-of-date. Last night, the Lone Ranger, Batman and the Green Hornet walked into a bar, and Dr. Fauci threw them out for wearing their masks too high.
• Amazon's CEO Jeff Bezos announced he will take a ride into orbit for eight minutes aboard his company's private rocket ship in July. He will be the first U.S. billionaire in history to fly into outer space. It shows you how far you can away get from your ex-wife if you have real money. • Jeff Bezos raised eyebrows by indicating his determination to risk his life on a flight into outer space when he's personally worth about two hundred billion dollars. Bezos is trusting his company to deliver him into space. Obviously, he's never ordered anything fragile from Amazon. • The Hollywood Reporter noted the legal risks Jeff Bezos is taking with his space flight. Jeff is a little guy who's bald, his ears stick out, he has super-human intelligence and he's going into outer space. Steven Spielberg can sue him from copyright infringement for stealing his ET character. • Kamala Harris sounded like Trump in Guatemala City, telling Guatemalans to stay home. My guess is, Biden's next adoption of Trump policy is the virus's lab origin. The White House is tacking back to the center after polls show more Americans trust Dr. Seuss than Dr. Fauci. • Prince Harry and Meghan gave birth to daughter Lilibet. She already has a story to tell. Days later, Lilibet sat down with Oprah and revealed she'd been kept in a dark dungeon for nine months, living on kale and forced to listen to the N-word over the car radio, song after song. • Dr. Fauci reportedly ignored repeated warnings from other virologists last year that the virus came from the Wuhan lab to which Fauci donated U.S. funds. It looks bad. Hillary just issued a brief statement expressing her sorrow and personal grief over Dr. Fauci's fatal car wreck next week. • Japan is considering cancelling the Olympics due to the Japanese public's fear of contracting corona virus, now raging there. Despite the vaccine's availability, Japan's vaccination rate is only two percent. When Covid is over is starting to sound a lot like, when the Cowboys win the Super Bowl. • The Wall Street Journal said Friday the American people are split wider politically than ever along party lines, confirmed by that day's Gallup Poll survey on the bitter partisan divide. It affects all of our relationships. I'm no longer speaking to my imaginary friend over our political differences.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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