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Jewish World Review June 30, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Gone With the Wind was reinstated to the HBO Max lineup preceded by a five-minute lecture on context. The movie's closing message is taken quite differently in today's pandemic. "Tomorrow is another day" used to be something you said to encourage someone, but now it feels more like a threat.
• The American Academy of Dermatology published a list of sun cancer warning signs while urging sunbathers to exercise caution this summer while sunbathing. The Irish, to protect their fair skin from sunburn, have invented the world's most effective sun block. They're called pubs.
• NASCAR racer Bubba Wallace was on Fox News Waters' World to express relief about last week's false alarm. It finally makes sense. It can now be told that Saddam Hussein died while trying to close the garage door.
• President Trump ordered the National Guard to protect Andrew Jackson's statue from bands of marauders. They're such hypocrites. Last night in Virginia, a protester spray-painted and pulled down a Confederate statue which landed on top of his Prius, crumpling his Co-Exist bumper sticker.
• The White House vowed federal charges and prison time for people who destroy our historical monuments. It's having an upsetting effect on wildlife. Throughout parks in America pigeons are marching around together in protest wearing little signs around their neck that read Save Our Statues.
• Thailand was rated the most successful nation in the world dealing with the Covid-19 pandemic with only fifty-eight deaths this year, despite Bangkok's famously deviant sex scene. A good old buddy of mine is a widower whose late wife he met in Thailand. She died of testicular cancer.
• Joe Biden campaigned via Skype Friday and repeated his promise if elected president to provide free community college to everyone. Well, it's a start. A lot of snobby people talk down community colleges, but you tell me WHAT other form of higher education can be paid for with Marlboro Miles? • Dr. Fauci went back on TV urging Americans to take extra care in view of the spike in Texas and Florida and California Covid cases. A masked Dick Cheney posted a video urging Americans to wear a face mask. If you go hunting with him your face mask should be made of Kevlar.
• The Hollywood Reporter announced the release of a feature movie in theaters called Cracka in which American society is ruled by a black upper class and whites are in the minority. I'm very sorry, Hollywood, but your race card has been declined. Do you have any other form of argument?
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