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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 22, 2020

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Hollywood Reporter warns that cable news hysteria could lead to viewer fatigue and lower ratings. All year long, the news has been nothing but Covid-19, shutdown, police brutality, rioting, and Black Lives Matter. Am I the only one who’s still fighting the scourge of plastic drinking straws?

President Trump defied the CDC and hosted a packed campaign rally in Tulsa Saturday and he had them on their feet all night. A great comedian is worth every minute you wait in line to see. The media reports that twenty-two Americans who attended the rally died of Corona Virus next week.

Joe Biden emerged from his home basement to participate in a civil rights ceremony where the former vice president had a very close call with death. Joe Biden was nearly beheaded. During an eight minute forty-six second moment of stillness he was mistaken for a Confederate statue.

Dr. Fauci said football is playable this fall with no fans, igniting new fears of no-sports social tensions. Who knew 2 years ago when AOC said the planet has 13 years left she was being wildly optimistic? A poll says 34% of Americans think a civil war is likely, ruining an otherwise perfect year.

The American Bar Association Journal says lawyers are deciding just who is liable and who are the injured parties during the past four weeks of social street unrest. Did you or a loved one steal a TV set during the 2020 riots that’s not working properly? If so, you may be entitled to compensation.

Black Lives Matter was credited with Quaker’s decision to drop the Aunt Jemima logo, to drop the Mrs. Butterworth image and alter the depiction of Uncle Ben on rice boxes. The outrage is turning contagious. I am picketing Office Max tomorrow and demanding they get rid of White Out.

Madison Avenue huddled with Big Food to cater to Black Lives Matters to eradicate offensive icons Wednesday. It was a productive day. BLM got Aunt Jemima fired, Mrs. Butterworth retired, Uncle Ben shelved and now the Pillsbury Doughboy may be dropped for flaunting his white privilege.

Quaker Foods gave a nod to Black Lives Matter and announced that Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben will be removed as logos for its pancake syrup and rice. The red-headed Wendy’s logo just laughed. Jumping on the bandwagon, General Mills changed Betty Crocker’s name to Betty Cracker.

Rush Limbaugh said cable news spends more time airing grievances than reporting the news, which stirs up division. What bothers me is not racism or lawlessness. What bothers me is that I was just writing a joke about Joe Biden getting senile when I noticed my bathwater was overflowing.

Ford announced it will release its new model of the Ford Bronco on July 9th. It’s the SUV O.J. made famous and July 9th just happens to be O.J.’s birthday. O.J. will always be associated with one of the most heinous acts in Los Angeles history, making the Kardashians famous in the first place.

Wall Street’s recent rally by the Dow Jones Average has economists calling the recession of 2020 the shortest recession ever. Despite the temporary hardship, one of the great American traditions is keeping up appearances. If I am ever shot at a WalMart, please drag me over to Target.

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