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Jewish World Review June 11, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The Centers for Disease Control returned to the issue of obesity in America after the nation spent three indolent months in home shutdown. It's funny. After living through an actual plague, I now understand why all those 14th century paintings show fat, naked people lying on their couches.
• L.A. and N.Y. residents slowly emerged from their cellars as protests slowed down. It's been insane. If the United States saw what the United States was doing to the United States, the United States would have invaded the United States to save the United States from the United States.
• Times Square was the scene of hundreds of New Yorkers kneeling in self-abasement and renouncing their white privilege in unison. Then what is the point in living? White Privilege is being allowed to successfully exchange a pair of shoes at a store because you looted the wrong size.
• Hollywood TV producers are now pressured to cancel syndicated live-action police shows with arrests shown in real time. It's a world all its own. My car broke down in California ten years ago on old Highway One and I had to stay in a motel so seedy the motel's marquee read As Seen on Cops.
• New York's police union leaders took the stage and ripped BLM demands to defund the police. There's a method to the protest madness. Instead of police patrols, the L.A. protestors on the street are demanding to have neighborhood watches, preferably a Rolex, an Omega or a Tag Heuer.
• Hollywood streets were shut down due to still more marches led by Black Lives Matter demanding the police be defunded. In my view, their complaints against society go way overboard. The World Health Organization just announced that the use of the word Systemic is now a Pandemic.
• The New York Stock Exchange rallied eight hundred points on belief that the nation is going back to work. The economic damage Americans have endured tells only half the story. We gained so much weight during home shutdown that one-third of America is now one-half of America.
• Joe Biden registered his firm opposition to calls by party radicals to defund police departments across the country. He's having a good week. Biden was endorsed by the American Atheist Society and when Biden heard he got the endorsement, he exclaimed, "Thank G od!"
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