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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 1, 2020

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Ring magazine reports that Mike Tyson is looking to make a comeback at age fifty and wants a rematch with old foe Evander Holyfield. The boxing world was astonished. When Evander Holyfield first heard last week that Mike Tyson wanted to fight him again, he couldn't believe his ear.

Minneapolis broke out in full scale riots and complete lawlessness reigned. The governor went on TV and issued a stern warning to looters and arsonists wielding torches. You WILL be arrested if you aren't wearing a face mask and keeping a wide-screen TV apart.

Minneapolis was rocked by the brutal strangulation killing of a black suspect by a cop as the cameras rolled. Media reaction was swift. NBC News called it an outrage, CBS called it horrifying and CNN called it the one hundred-thousandth death due to Corona Virus, and blamed it on Trump.

President Trump was confronted by fact-checkers on Twitter who used CNN as the arbiter of what he said is factual or not. Recently, CNN called Trump a liar, pointing out that last year, Trump said he was seventy-two years old, but this year he says he's seventy-three. Which is it, Mr. President?


Fox News aired dramatic footage of angry protestors in Minneapolis looting a Target store as entire blocks burned. The riots did not go unnoticed here in Southern California. If nothing else, all the looting, rioting and arson is a reminder that Minneapolis was the original home of the Lakers.

President Trump hosted reporters Thursday where he blasted Twitter for being one-sided and acting like a partisan publisher instead of a free forum of ideas exempt from liability. It was just Trump being Trump. Yes, Trump threatened to get rid of Twitter, but if he did, how would he tell everybody?

President Trump signed an executive order to define Twitter as a publisher and thus legally liable to lawsuits for its content. A reader once hated one of my jokes and tweeted that Argus Hamilton is a disgrace. At first I thought it was defamation of character, and then I realized I have no character.

Joe Biden is weighing offers to speak at college graduations held outdoors in July. Before the shut down, the University of Delaware named a campus building after the former vice president. The building is four stories high, and in honor of Joe Biden, the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

The Libertarian Party nominated Clemson Professor Jo Jorgensen its first female presidential candidate at last week's convention. She promises the least government and most freedom of all the candidates. Libertarians believe that the ideal weight for a politician is six pounds, including the urn.

The Department of Transportation forecast a big rebound in air travel in July and advised air carriers to be ready. Delta Airlines announced it will no longer allow emotional support dogs on Delta flights. However Air China will allow them along with your choice of rice or steamed vegetables.

President Trump locked horns with Twitter over his claims that mail-in voting could result in election fraud. I visited a few old friends at Forest Lawn cemetery Monday, and I was touched by all the red, white and blue stickers on the gravestones. They read I Voted and Voted and Voted by Mail.

Joe Biden apologized for telling black people Friday if they don't vote for Joe Biden, they ain't black. I thought I saw a photo of myself in Entertainment Weekly yesterday, same face, same blonde hair, same blue eyes, but I was mistaken. It was a picture of Kanye West after he didn't vote for Biden.

Joe Biden took on the Trump administration on the economy Wednesday saying he can't take credit for a partial recovery. Also Biden tried to broaden his appeal to the faith community by giving an interview on a Christian radio network. He said if you don't eat casseroles you ain't Baptist.

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