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Jewish World Review June 18, 2019 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Trump received a congratulatory card at the White House Friday signed by the GOP congressmen and senators wishing the president a Happy Birthday. It was seventy-three years ago that Donald Trump was delivered into the world. Nancy Pelosi vowed that we will get whoever did this.
• California state legislators in Sacramento declared there is an emergency in affordable housing in Southern California, due mostly to the worldwide demand to live here. The L.A. City Council claims we have sixteen thousand people in Los Angeles who are living in their vehicles. It's called rush hour.
• ABC News ran a poll on cloning which found most Americans support stem cell research but a majority oppose cloning, but it's being tried. A scientist in South Korea was just prosecuted for attempting a banned form of cloning and sent to prison for two years. At least they THINK it was him.
• The National Geographic reports that archaeologists digging near Manchuria just discovered the earliest ever known use of marijuana. It's a major discovery. They found twenty-five hundred-year-old pot residue in clay bowls in China, right next to a dozen Twinkies still fresh in their wrappers.
• The IOC provided long-range projections to local Olympic organizers in Los Angeles, where the 2028 Summer Games will be held. The IOC recommended that of the venues that need to be built in Los Angeles is a state-of-the-art shooting range. What's wrong with the freeways we already have?
• The Food and Drug Administration said the poison food crisis at fast food restaurants has spread to grocery store shelves. Last week, food lab testers discovered Glyco-phosphate, the poison that's used in weed killer, in Cheerios breakfast cereal. What an appropriately named cereal.
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