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Jewish World Review June 13,2018 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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Kim Jung Un walked across a room and shook hands with President Trump in Singapore. The historic handshake was televised live. The world witnessed a diplomatic moment, nobody thought we’d ever see, CNN saying nice things about Trump.
• President Trump traveled to Singapore aboard Air Force One to prepare for his peace summit talks with Kim Jung Un. While en route to Singapore as well as en route home Trump flew safely over Vietnam without being shot down. He loves to show up John McCain at every opportunity.
• Singapore locals crowded the streets in celebration of the summit going on in the city’s island enclave. Many revelers dressed up as Trump and as Kim. You could tell Kim Jung Un was serious about reunification. He arrived at the summit wearing a cap that reads Make Korea a Country Again.
• President Trump was ripped in the media for confronting Canada’s Justin Trudeau on tariffs at the Group of Seven summit Saturday. It’s not the only divisive issue. Americans are getting sick and tired of seeing Canadians coming down to this country and taking jobs away from our Mexicans.
• The Honolulu Star reports that the Mount Kilauea’s eruptions have native Hawaiians recalling tribal lore to end the eruptions. It called for the island’s chief to be thrown in the crater to appease the gods. Obama quickly announced that he was born in Kenya and has a birth certificate to prove it.
• The Weather Channel reported that Hurricane Bud was approaching the west coast of Mexico on Monday, bringing with it Category Four winds and flood-producing rainfall to the peninsula of Baja California. Fortunately the Mexican people are not threatened. They’re all in the United States.
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