![]()
|
|
Jewish World Review June 19, 2014 / 21 Sivan, 5774 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
• Baghdad was rocked by sectarian violence Tuesday where Sunnis set off bombs in Shiite neighborhoods ahead of the advancing terrorist army. The U.S. just sent aid. It will allow the Iraqis to buy the things they don't have, things like medicine and weapons of mass destruction.
• Congress demanded the IRS explain how they lost IRS official Lois Lerner's e-mails about targeting conservatives during the 2012 election. The president may have nothing to worry about. It shows non-believers the miracles that can occur if you'll just go to church twice a year.
• Florida police arrested a four-hundred-fifty pound motorist who hid twenty-three grams of cocaine inside his body fat at a traffic stop Monday. The cocaine was rooted out by drug-sniffing dogs. Suddenly, the dogs they became made the dogs they had been look monogamous.
• Pete Rose returned to baseball for one day Monday to manage an independent Atlantic League pro team. There is huge pressure to forgive and reinstate him. NSA advisor Susan Rice told the Sunday talk shows that Pete Rose served in Las Vegas with honor and distinction.
Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
© 2011, Argus Hamilton |
Columnists
Toons
Lifestyles |