In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 5, 2013 / 27 Sivan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Richard Pryor was profiled in a Showtime special Friday which details his rollicking life. He loved to welcome friends to his estate on Sundays and wave his gun around. You could never tell if he was going through cocaine withdrawal or if he just didn't like cats.

Justin Bieber was seen smoking pot while riding his Segway in his neighborhood in Calabasas. He also drives his Ferrari at high speeds inside the gated community. Let's hope and pray that al-Qaeda never thinks of mixing teenage superstars with ball bearings.

Los Angeles medical marijuana stores opened Friday after voters approved allowing one hundred thirty-five of them. Pot's killed the crime rate. This town is so quiet at night that the only noise you hear in Los Angeles neighborhoods is whenever Guatemala scores.

Larry King signed a deal to host a political talk show interviewing American guests once a week that will air on a Russian cable TV network. He'd just retired after fifty years on the air. He decided to return to work after spending his retirement opening a jar.

The Scripps National Spelling Bee was won by thirteen-year-old Arvin Mahankali of New York. This is the NBA Finals for kids of Indian ancestry. Indian kids dominate the spelling bees because once they learn how to spell their names, everything else is easy.

Oklahoma was hit by a tornado in the Tulsa suburb of Broken Arrow Thursday just a week after a twister hit the suburb of Moore. It's a delicate balancing act. God has to hit a few suburbs to make it look good, or he's going to lose the trailer park crowd forever.

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg was targeted by a poison ricin letter on Thursday. The police sketch artsist was able to draw a composite of the suspect. It is an obese woman giving her baby bottled milk while drinking a thirty-two ounce Coke and smoking indoors.

President Obama drew praise for his nomination of James Comey as FBI Director. He was a Justice department manager, U.S. attorney for New York and recently a hedge fund manager. Some undercover work may pay you fifty million in bonuses but it has to be done.

President Obama met with the National Security Council after Russia sent Syria missiles Friday. He's prepared for the worst. Everywhere President Obama goes, he's followed by a general carrying a briefcase that contains the codes to the latest scandal explanations.

Attorney General Eric Holder met with Washington reporters and said he supported press freedom but he asked that it be kept off the record. It has to be hush-hush. If he stands up for any part of the Constitution he'll have to find a job outside Washington D.C.

The U.S. Embassy in Cairo warned U.S. tourists in Egypt not to visit the Giza pyramids Friday. Angry street people have begun pounding on the cars of arriving Westerners. Americans will tolerate terrorists overrunning our embassies but we draw the line at car abuse.

Attorney General Eric Holder was asked by the president to investigate Eric Holder for spying on reporters. Now Eric Holder may have to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Eric Holder for lying to Congress about it. This is what Democrats have to do to get some national name recognition when President Obama is sucking up all the oxygen.

Burger King invented a hands-free burger-holder that lets you eat a Whopper while driving without holding the burger. It's compatible with hands-free phones and hands-free voice command texting. Californians need to have their hands free until Google Glass can perfect an eye-activated gun mounted on the hood that'll shoot the guy who just cut you off.

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