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Jewish World Review June 3, 2004 / 14 Sivan, 5764

Argus Hamilton

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important news .... | The Miss Universe Pageant fired Kwame Jackson as a judge for interacting with the contestants in their hotel. He said it was innocent. Those cell phone cameras have only been out six months and already they've broken more witnesses than Perry Mason.

The Detroit Pistons play the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals. The city that makes all the gas guzzlers will play the city that guzzles all the gas. It's such an oil-friendly series that Halliburton got the contract to operate the concessions.

John Kerry's alleged paramour Alex Polier wrote in New York magazine she never had an affair with the U.S. Senator. It was never to be. John Kerry looked her in the eye and smiled, but he just couldn't think of a Fortune 500 company named Polier.

Jose Padilla was linked by the Justice Department Tuesday to al-Qaeda. There is a reason why he changed his name from Jose Padilla to Abdul Al-Mujahadir. He got sick and tired of being harassed every time he tried to enter the United States.

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