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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 31, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The American Heart Association will hold Heart Walks in July to promote heart health. I was in New York the only time I thought I was having a heart attack, when I experienced a shooting pain in my left arm. A doctor examined me, and sure enough, he told me I'd been shot in the left arm.

Governor Newsom announced that California kids will return to in-school learning this fall. But the literature they'll be allowed to read is heavily censored. The first book banned in California's grade school libraries is Dr. Seuss's newest book, There is Disorder at the Border by Executive Order.

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot blamed racist white reporters for the city's image problem. How hilarious. Your city has an image problem when drivers in Albuquerque see a Walgreen's marquee that reads Get Shot Here, and they double-check their GPS just to make SURE they're not in Chicago.

Ohio awarded a million dollar jackpot a well as a full college scholarship to the lucky winners of Ohio's vaccination lottery. The nation is rapidly approaching herd immunity. One of the reasons why America leads the world in number of vaccinations is because we know how to do mass shootings.

The White House and Senate negotiation over the infrastructure bill Friday points to the need to improve our roads, bridges and recreational facilities. The IOC just ordered L.A. to upgrade our target shooting venue for the 2028 Olympic Games. What's wrong with the freeways we already have?

Variety noted a silence in Hollywood on the anniversary of China's brutal crackdown on democracy in Hong Kong. Until recently, in order to make it in Hollywood, you had to get rid of your dignity and let Harvey Weinstein have his way with you. Today it's the same, only with China.

President Biden ordered a ninety-day intelligence review to see if Covid came from a Chinese lab as the Washington Post alleged. It's also possible it came from human-animal contact. When residents of Wuhan City see the Bat Signal flashed in the sky at night, they know that dinner is ready.

China issued a statement Thursday closing out all possibilities of the international community investigating to see if the virus originated in its virology lab in Wuhan, insisting it was infected bat-to-human contact. And the Chinese never lie. These facts have been checked by Chinese Checkers.

China declared it won't cooperate with the World Health Organization or any countries trying to trace the origin of the virus to China's virology institute. The entire world is angry at them. The dog just voted least likely to win the next Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is the Chinese Lab.

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Homeland Security announced with a straight face that the U.S. border with Mexico is secured. Coyotes are charging Guatemalans ten thousand dollars apiece to smuggle them into the United States. The good news is, at that price, at least we're getting people with good credit scores.

Critical Race Theory began being taught to returning students in Maryland Friday as parents protested angrily. It teaches that the Anglo-Saxons stole Texas from the Mexicans. After living in L.A. for forty-five years, I believe the Battle of the Alamo was a dispute between dry wall contractors.

President Biden asked the intelligence agencies to ascertain if Covid started in a Wuhan lab or from an infected bat in a Chinese wet market near the lab. In addition Biden boasted that under his direction, half of Americans are now vaccinated. Yes, but that's thanks largely to the mail-in shots.

Senate Democrats vowed to pass the Infrastructure Bill by a simple majority vote if the GOP senators don't accept their terms. Senate Democrats may have a tough time rounding up the tie- breaking vote. Elizabeth Warren is not allowed to enter the country due to the travel ban on Indians.


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