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Jewish World Review May 20, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Eric Clapton said side effects of his Astra Zenica shot were so awful for two weeks he feared he'd never play the guitar again. I'm personally disappointed in him. You shouldn't have to tell a rock 'n roll legend that the first rule of doing dangerous drugs is that the side effects are all the fun.
• The San Jose Mercury News says rent hikes in mobile home parks and motor home parking areas threaten Silicon Valley's last affordable housing option. Many seniors have chosen to retire and live in motor homes, and for a good reason. The kids won't move back home if they can't find it.
• The American Academy of Pediatrics warns spanking or yelling at misbehaving kids produces negative results. Times have changed. When Baby Boomers were kids in the late 1950s, if you were not home by the time the street lights came on, you were better off starting a new life somewhere else.
• The New York Post says the government is desperate to get idle Americans to give up unemployment payments and go back to work. Let's call it Flattening the French Curve. If we don't stop acting like the French, we are going to stop being invaded by Guatemalans and start being invaded by Germans.
• President Biden saluted police last week but mentioned the recent police shootings of minority suspects. The job gets tougher every day. This week the U.S. Supreme Court refused to allow one cop to knock on your front door while another cop runs around to your back door and yells, Come in!
• President Biden was in Michigan Tuesday where he drove an electric Ford truck around Ford's testing track to highlight green energy. The good news is, that Ford engineers have just invented a new car that runs completely on water. The bad news is, it will only run on water from the Flint River. • President Biden raised eyebrows in Michigan Tuesday by praising the Muslim House Member Rashida Tlaib and wishing her family well in the West Bank. Joe's left wing is pro-Palestinian and his right wing is pro-Israel. If Biden's not careful he could wind up getting the middle of the bird. • Dr. Fauci on Sunday refused to be cornered over his statement a year ago that masks weren't necessary, then said they were necessary, now agrees with the CDC that they aren't. He's like any doctor. On Dr. Fauci's desk is a plaque facing him that reads A Recovered Patient Is a Lost Customer. • The Pentagon is set to release a classified report on UFOs which have been monitoring the air space over the U.S. for decades. Even space is a political minefield. Last week, a commander in the Space Force was fired by the Biden administration after the Rover found a Trump yard sign on Mars.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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