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Jewish World Review May 16, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Biden repeatedly stumbled over words and phrases at his press briefing Wednesday and forgot Mitch McConnell’s name. I think his gaffes pale in comparison to his accomplishments in civil rights. If nothing else, Joe Biden has destroyed the myth of white supremacy once and for all.
• The Washington Post polled a panel of historians who agreed that people in the United States are now more bitterly politically divided than at any time in the nation’s history since the Civil War. Last weekend, my girlfriend and I broke up over bitter political differences. We are both Republicans.
• GOP Congresswoman Liz Cheney was voted out of her party leadership post in the House over her irreconcilable dislike and disavowal of former President Trump. It sounds like it could be an emotional issue. Trump pulled all U.S. troops out of the Middle East and Liz’s heart belongs to Daddy.
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President Biden received good news in the Gallup Poll Thursday which shows that sixty-three percent of Americans approve of the job Joe’s doing. It’s proof that Americans love to live on the edge. This week’s Powerball Lottery Jackpot is a full tank of unleaded gas and a sheet of plywood.
• President Biden walked out to the Rose Garden without a mask on Thursday to announce that masks are no longer necessary if you have been vaccinated. It’s a start. Polls show about half the nation will keep wearing the face masks in public, just so people will know they didn’t vote for Trump.
• Senate Democrats are pushing a bill to federalize elections allowing mail in ballots nationwide and banning voter ID laws. It may be the wrong time to re-validate the 2020 election. With long gas lines, inflation and open border, I bet people who voted for Biden are turning over in their graves.
• Disneyland reopened to local Southern California customers last weekend with a limit of three tickets per family. As for the park’s star characters, Disney caved in to feminist woke pressure and they agreed to remove a problematic kiss by the Handsome Prince. Snow White will remain dead. • Variety said record-low Oscars ratings call for a return to glamorous movies with great scripts and real stars, and not comic book movies and woke homilies. Today, no one cares about awards shows except the nominees. Next year’s Golden Globes will include itself in the In Memoriam section. • The Golden Globes got canceled by NBC for lack of diversity in the voting foreign press. Now Hollywood is reportedly pressuring Fox Network for not starring enough blacks or Hispanics in its prime time programs. To comply, Fox just offered to air America’s Most Wanted five times a week. • President Biden addressed high gas prices Wednesday, stating the Colonial Pipeline will soon be back up. Today’s similarities to the Carter Era in the '70s are eerie. Fuel shortages, gas lines, higher prices, tensions with Iran and I suddenly just remembered my old coke dealer's phone number. • Colonial Pipeline said its pipeline and gasoline supplies will be restored this week. Cable news showed people Back East storing gas in plastic bags they saved from hoarding toilet paper. The U.S. border was over-run by Venezuelans this week and this was our way of making them feel at home. • USA Today reported that motorists in Virginia have been filling up plastic bags with gasoline in an effort to hoard auto fuel. Department of Energy officials have warned Americans not to fill up plastic bags with gas. If there is any such thing as gas bag experts, it's the bureaucrats in Washington. • The California Senate voted to approve a bill already law in Oregon that legalizes possession of psychedelic drugs like LSD. There's no point in taking it now. In the Sixties, people took LSD to make the world look weird and today the world is weird and people take Paxil to make it look normal. • Jerusalem was the site of rioting Thursday as Palestinians went to war over Jewish settlements in the West Bank. The rocket fire, destruction and arson only aroused America's competitive nature. The Minneapolis Mayor viewed the bloody melee in Jerusalem on TV and declared that it's game on.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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