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Jewish World Review May 13, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Bob Baffert admits he treated Medina Spirit with an anti-fungal ointment containing a steroid to treat a rash on the horse's hindquarters. He races in Baltimore Saturday. While nearby, maybe Bob can drop by DC and use the ointment to treat the rash of horses asses we have sitting in Congress.
• The New York Times cited infectious disease doctors in the U.S. and Britain who said the CDC is misleading people by exaggerating the risk of spreading Covid outdoors. The U.S. government has just set up the Covid Fraud Hotline. Before you waste your time, they already know about Dr. Fauci.
• Jerusalem had rioting by Palestinians over new Jewish settlements in the West Bank. Hamas rained seven hundred rockets on Israel as Israeli forces pushed back hard. The White House is waiting to respond til they figure out which side is the white cop and which side is the black suspect.
• Saturday Night Live drew much better ratings last weekend when Tesla founder Elon Musk hosted the show. He's a true innovator. Thanks to Elon's invention of the driverless vehicle, it's just a matter of time before country music stars are singing songs about their truck leaving them, too. • The Washington Post reported long lines at gas stations in Virginia Tuesday as thousands of gas stations ran out of fuel due to the hack of the Colonial Pipeline. The gas lines happened on top of inflation reports and tensions with Iran. Experts blame Biden, now he's plagiarizing Jimmy Carter. • California Fish and Wildlife officials warned tourists that California bears will reject plentiful berries and grass in the forest to eat whatever's in your trash can or cabin. However the bears are always very careful not to leave any full bottles of beer sitting around in the forest. It attracts humans. • The Dallas Morning News reports Willie Nelson hosted a conference of cannabis growers at his ranch near Austin last week where the pot industry celebrated Willie's eighty-eighth birthday. Picking out the right gift wasn't an easy task. What do you get for the guy who's smoked everything?
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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