In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 10, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The White House proclaimed the president's proposed budget offers the first major U.S. assault on climate change in history. Today's weather forecast calls for light breezes and partly cloudy skies, with a slight chance of being hit by a forty-six-thousand pound Chinese rocket. So, bring an umbrella.

Disney World in Orlando announced the park will open to families of three with adults showing proof of Covid vaccination shots. It doesn't apply to all the park employees. Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse say they haven't gotten their shots, because the vaccine is still being tested on humans.

The Sleeping Beauty ride at Disneyland was altered so she won't get a non-consensual kiss. The Handsome Prince will now awaken her with a bullhorn. Disney is so woke that Snow White and the Seven Dwarves is now called Person of No Color and the Seven Vertically Challenged Individuals.

The Hollywood Reporter reported Tuesday that Warner Brothers and director J.J. Abrams are looking to cast a black Superman in the next movie. A black Man of Steel would make one of the other casting decisions simple. The role of Kryptonite will be played by any of the Kardashian women. Tesla's new SUV just earned a five-star safety rating from the NHTSA. Someday someone is going to die in a self-driving car and the car is going to keep driving to its GPS destination with the dead body in it. It's a Thanksgiving the kids will never forget as Grandma rolls into the driveway.

Donald Trump got news Wednesday that a panel of academics delegated by Facebook banned him from the social media platform. He was also kicked off Twitter. The next day, the EPA banned Trump from cooking on any outdoor barbecue grills keep him from communicating by smoke signals.

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President Biden in Louisiana last week pitched his two and a half trillion-dollar infrastructure bill to taxpayers, that's two and a half, followed by twelve zeroes. And he compares himself to FDR. The last time America was attacked by this many zeroes Franklin D. Roosevelt declared war on Japan.

President Biden's son Hunter Biden took a teaching job at Tulane University in New Orleans to teach a journalism class studying Fake News. I hope that Hunter is able to teach the college kids the same thing that I would have taught Hunter in college. It's the belief that great minds drink alike.

Virginia schools ignited a firestorm for adopting textbooks which paint U.S. history as one long sad song of slavery, oppression and conquest. It forces introspection. After giving it long and hard thought I apologize for perpetuating the racial stereotype that Anglo-Saxons just don't want to hear it.

Ghislaine Maxwell's trial was delayed till December as she's plea bargaining and identifying to prosecutors the powerful men who cavorted with underage girls on Epstein Island. This could end up with the same ending as Agatha Chritie's Murder on the Orient Express. Everybody killed her.

Britain ordered a battleship into the English Channel to scare away a French fishing flotilla blocking UK fishermen from fishing, prompting France to send two warships for a naval face-off. I'm afraid England cannot win this sea battle. All the French ships are insured by Lloyd's of London.

California governor candidate Caitlyn Jenner caused a firestorm when coming out against allowing trans-genders to compete in girl's sports. Jenner's not yet trained to navigate political minefields. On the other hand, at the very least, Caitlyn Jenner represents change you can believe in.

The White House proposed a tax hike that would hit the rich very hard with higher income tax rates as well as doubling the capital gains tax. It won't affect the philanthropy crowd. Bill Gates always said he wanted to give away most of his wealth during his lifetime and now it looks like he will.

The New York Post says Microsoft founder Bill Gates' divorce settlement with Melinda might exceed last year's divorce deal between Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and his wife. They're the two richest men in the world. Now that Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos are alone, they are free to become Bond villains.

Bill Gates could be headed for the cleaners after his wife of twenty-seven years Melinda sued him for divorce last week. The idiot did NOT make her sign a pre-nuptial agreement. The poor guy will be lucky to wind up with sixty-six billion dollars by the time her lawyers get finished with him.

President Biden was praised as wise by the media for banning air travel from India, which is swept by Covid due to the crowded filthy conditions in some areas. CNN says India produces one hundred and sixty-five tons of human waste per day. That's second only to the Congressional Record.

President Biden delayed his outdoor speech Friday because he couldn't find his mask, one day after he said outdoor masks are unnecessary. Nothing makes sense. We now live in a country where you can buy marijuana at the store, but you've got to buy menthol cigarettes from a dude in the alley.


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