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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 3, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | ABC Sunday Morning's George Stephanopoulos tried but failed to pin down Dr. Fauci on how soon we can all de-mask. I get the feeling these scientists are trying desperately to hold on to their power over us. Dr Fauci now recommends that you wear a seatbelt even when you're outside your car.

Hunter Biden agreed this week to teach a college class on Fake news at Tulane University in New Orleans. Joe always called Hunter the smartest man he's ever met, however, his accepting the job at Tulane was an honest misunderstanding. Hunter thought he was going to teach at Two-Line.

GOP Senator Tim Scott gave the reply to President Biden's speech to Congress on TV and was so well-received, the black Republican became a party star Wednesday. The next day, Democrats spent 12 hours on Twitter calling Scott a racist slur. Look, it's either Throwback Thursday, or it isn't. President Biden in his speech to Congress was cheered for his calls for huge spending on U.S. infra-structure, health care, education, green energy and race equity programs. If Jurassic Park were real, it would cost twelve trillion dollars a year to maintain it. Just like the real dinosaurs in Congress.

President Biden flew to Georgia Thursday to start selling the spending projects he proposed in his speech to Congress Wednesday. The evening didn't generate much buzz. It was touching at the end of the speech when Joe thanked the Academy Awards for having worse ratings than he did.

President Biden got record-low TV ratings for a president addressing Congress on Wednesday but the media gave him rave reviews for his program to expand government power. He came right out and announced that no constitutional amendment is absolute. He has to run them all by Jill.

President Biden was hailed by the media as the second coming of Franklin Roosevelt after his speech to Congress. However critics say Biden's speech was long, windy, boring and laden with left-wing fantasies. The good news is, the Academy Awards may have found the host for next year's show.

New York Mayor Bill DeBlasio declared the city will completely reopen on the first of July. So far thirty percent of the population has gotten their Pfizer, Moderna or Johnson & Johnson shots. The worst side-effect of the vaccine is that Americans starting posting photos of their feet at the beach.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer says a sports bar in Cincinnati just banned all NBA games on the bar's TV sets until LeBron James is expelled from the league for threatening an Ohio cop in a recent tweet. It gets worse. The bar's customers just offered to pitch in and buy LeBron a helicopter.

India issued an international plea for help Friday as the corona virus swept the sub-continent attacking the crammed population of one billion people. The government reaction has been swift. India's health department just issued a new Covid law, setting a limit of three hundred people per bus.

Brookings says the Baby Boom is now a minority in the U.S. We partied our way through Duck and Cover, Beatle-Mania, Boogie Nights, Rodney King, O.J., Monica, Bill & Hillary, W, and Trump. If my generation proved anything, it's that you're only young once, but you can always be immature.

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President Biden spoke to the nation Wednesday in a long awaited State of the Union to a joint session of Congress. This week's good news had the wind at his back. The day before, President Biden declared you no longer have to wear a mask outdoors as long as you've been fully brainwashed.

President Biden in his speech reminded Americans it's still important to wear masks indoors to keep the pandemic receding. When they finally announce we don't need to wear a mask indoors or out, it'll be a sad day for ugly people. They've really enjoyed being mysteriously alluring for a year.

Congress set an example for group dim-wittedness during Biden's speech Wednesday. House Members and Senators were all vaccinated so it was perfectly safe not to wear masks but they all obediently wore them. Congress hasn't lost all its marbles yet, but there's definitely a hole in the bag.

President Biden startled House Democrats Wednesday when he said that he would defend U.S. military interests against China and Russia in Europe and in the Indo-Pacific. A lot of Democrats felt misled. They still can't believe that changing a picture on a pancake box didn't result in world peace.


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