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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 19, 2020

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Fox Sports play-by-play announcer Joe Buck warned NFL fans that if NFL games don't have spectators this year, Fox may add CGI fans as well as recorded crowd noise. That's the final straw. I think I'm going to call my old girlfriend and ask if that offer to slap me into next year is still available.

New York's governor kept citizens in lockdown all week as California extended their lockdown order until September. Illinois vowed to jail social distance violators. Democratic governors agree that we should not re-start the economy until there are absolutely NO risks…of Trump getting re-elected.

The Wall Street Journal noted some public hostility to CNN's decision to add teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg as a virus advisor to CNN's COVID-19 special. Many thought CNN was exploiting a seventeen-year-old girl. For the entire two hours, Hillary made Bill watch Fox News.

Barack Obama addressed seniors with a chip on his shoulder Saturday. Obamacare is gutted, his Paris Climate deal dropped, his Iran nuclear deal dead, and his role in the FBI spying on the 2016 Trump campaign questioned. Obama was last seen at a Subaru dealership, looking for a Legacy.


Senator Bernie Sanders appeared on the Sunday talk shows and said he believes the majority of his supporters will go for Joe Biden. That's if his health holds up. Joe Biden is reportedly suffering from exhaustion from all the campaign traveling he's doing--going up and down the stairs.

Joe Biden got good news from CNN's poll giving Joe a six-point lead over Trump with much of it from young voters. It's no surprise that Biden is polling well with the Millennial voters, because they relate to him. He moved into the family basement and there's no sign he's ever going to move out.

Fox News reports that edicts by health officials and Democratic governors have roused liberty-demanding protestors against the lockdowns. With the virus threat receding, cable news media is now whipping up fear of a second wave. We must all stay inside until nothing bad ever happens again.

The Illinois Public Health Department reported only fifty-one deaths from COVID-19 Sunday sparking demands to re-open. They're going step-by-step. Chicago residents have been urged by their mayor to please observe proper social distancing by shooting, rather than stabbing your victims.

Nancy Pelosi pushed a relief bill through the House laden with liberal wish-list items. It'll never pass the Senate. It was fun to watch Members of Congress on the floor of the House voting for a three trillion dollar spending bill while wearing face masks. At last, some honesty.

Major League Baseball introduced a plan to open up the baseball season if the MLB Players Union signs off on the plan and the pay plan. The season would open up on the Fourth of July weekend at Dodger Stadium. The CEO of Google will be on hand to throw out the First Amendment.

President Trump accused President Obama of committing treason against the United States by overseeing a silent coup attempt in 2017. The case can't be tried. Very quickly, Obama squelched any attempt to try him for treason against the United States by pointing out that he was born in Kenya.

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti doubled down on his stay-at-home orders Thursday, saying it may last through July. From what I've seen in my neighborhood, home quarantine will end in one of four ways. You'll come out of this either a monk, a hunk, a chunk or a drunk. So choose wisely.

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