In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 11, 2020

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |

California Governor Gavin Newsom issued a statement saying business will return to normal slowly, in careful stages. Everybody in L.A. had to be reminded by a sky-writing Cessna Friday that Sunday was Mother's Day in Los Angeles. It's the most confusing day of the year for Kylie Jenner.

The House Intel Committee released secret testimony that exonerated Trump's 2016 campaign of recruiting foreign interference. It resulted in the year's highest one-day death toll. Three years of Late Night talk show jokes about Trump colluding with Russia died the death of a dog.

President Trump's former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn was cleared by the Justice Department, which said he'd been framed by rogue FBI agents into lying to save his family. After three years of legal torture, Michael Flynn is finally a free man. He celebrated by going to the kitchen.

National Geographic posted a video of a Murder Hornet fighting with a Praying Mantis which resulted in the mantis biting off the hornet's head and eating it. The sport makes great TV. Don King says he'll be the Praying Mantis's manager and always has ninety percent of the mantis's assets.

President Trump at a press conference announced that Nigeria called seeking aid for the Corona Virus that's reached Africa, and now he's going to send Nigeria two hundred and fifty ventilators. It's in exchange for the eighty trillion dollars the Nigerian Prince is going to send us.

President Trump assured the country he will keep the Corona Virus Task Force in operation the rest of the year and he praised their tireless hard work and professional innovation. We've thrown everything but the kitchen sink at Corona Virus. We kept the kitchen sink to wash our hands.

President Trump will be targeted by a new House committee claiming he betrayed America by late actions on Covid-19. No one feels more betrayed lately than Generation X. It's just dawned on them that The Brady Bunch, their favorite TV show growing up in the 70s, was just a Zoom Call.

Science Today said Murder Hornets can be deadly but they feast on honey stolen from honey bee hives. A man at a Florida drive-in was bitten by a Murder Hornet while eating a roast beef sandwich soaked in Tabasco Sauce. He watched the hornet fly off and then exploded in a ball of fire.

Mexico City saw protests by Mexicans this week who demanded the border with the U.S. be shut off to Americans. It's understandable why they feel a little culturally violated. This year Cinco de Mayo just happened to fall on Taco Tuesday but was canceled by a virus named after a Mexican beer.

The White House told states to open for business as best fits its virus data and safety estimates. This past week Georgia opened up its bowling alleys and nail salons first, California opened up its beaches and cosmetic surgery centers first, and Washington DC, apparently, its mental institutions.

The White House deflected blame for the damage from the virus Thursday but Baby Boomers know better than to blame Trump for China's latest virus attack. It started with Nixon's historic visit to Beijing in 1972 that opened up Red China to the world. I KNEW he'd end up screwing us all.

The Los Angeles Times reports the Sheriff of Riverside County east of Los Angeles announced he will refuse to enforce the governor's orders for businesses to remain shut down in his county of two million people. Well, that is a switch. The Golden State now has sanctuary cities for Americans.

The Corona Virus Task Force warned the nation not to reopen too quickly Tuesday. You can't work, you are home day and night, the government sends you money and Tiger King is a hit. After the World Trade Center attack we were All New Yorkers, and today we are ALL West Virginians.

The London Star reports Willie Nelson quit smoking marijuana after sixty-five years of toking weed, saying it nearly killed him. This past week, Willie celebrated his eighty-seventh birthday. Willie Nelson's very existence provides astrophysicists with the confirmation of the Big Bong Theory.

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