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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 5, 2020

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hollywood is a new Netflix movie that creates a fictional Hollywood in the late 1940s that was racially progressive, gay-friendly and victorious over evil, straight white people. What brought me to Hollywood? The night I graduated from college, I threw a dart at a U.S. map and it landed in the trash.

The Hollywood Reporter said Hollywood studios won't expect big movie box office numbers due to new rules involving social distancing. Everybody is cooperating. To make sure the newly opened movie theaters aren't too crowded, the studios will digitally add Katherine Heigl to every movie.

New Mexico wildlife officials are reportedly on guard this spring for the return of prairie dogs that are ridden with fleas and subject in the past to spreading bubonic plague. It sums up 2020 America perfectly. After two hundred thirty years we're the Land of the Flea and Home of the Plague.

Fox News reported that defiant protestors in Stillwater, Oklahoma, convinced the city's mayor to change his rule that everyone wear a mask to a request that they do so. I walked into the Bank of America Friday and everybody who works in the bank was wearing a mask. Finally, some honesty.


White House Corona Virus Task Force expert Dr. Anthony Fauci ruled that it will be possible for Americans to enjoy a MLB baseball season this year. Of course, after the long layoff, we'll all have to brush up on the rules of the game. Somebody has to tell Biden not to go straight to third base.

Joe Biden was interviewed Friday on Morning Joe in which he emphatically denied the sexual assault allegations of former U.S. Senate aide Tara Reade. On Sunday Tara decided to cancel all her TV appearances, saying that she's starting to get death threats. So Hillary really IS helping Joe Biden.

MSNBC Morning Joe's Mika Brezinski grilled Joe Biden over Tara Reade's 1993 sex assault claim against him. In case Biden gets brought down by this, Democrats are quietly jockeying to become the fallback nominee. Hillary Clinton just sent Elizabeth Warren a smallpox-infected blanket.

Fox News anchors led the charge in the uproar over sex assault claims against Joe Biden last week, demanding he be treated the same as Brett Kavanaugh. I know what Trump is thinking. If Fox News doesn't shut up, the Democrats are going to drop Joe Biden for a candidate who could win.


Illinois erupted last week after a state legislator asked a court to strike down the legality of the governor's emergency orders and won. The governor played the public health card. On Saturday, Chicago hospitals reported one hundred and five deaths from COVID-19, complicated by bullet holes.

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti warned L.A. residents Tuesday that it'll be a long time before he allows the city to return to normal. The restrictions are insane on the West Coast. Los Angeles is the only city where you buy marijuana in the store but you have to get a haircut from a dude in the alley.

Fox News joined the chorus condemning protestors in Michigan demanding their livelihoods back Saturday. The virus infects me with sarcasm whenever a cable news host with a seven-figure protected salary says we're all in this together. We are all in the same storm, just not in the same boat.

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