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Jewish World Review May 12, 2015 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Prime Minister David Cameron and his Conservative Party were re-elected to power in Britain's elections Thursday. They've taken steps to be more inclusive. A few years ago, the Conservatives named a Muslim woman to be their party chairman, and that could easily have blown up in their faces.
• ISIS leaders in Syria threatened to send ISIS fighters into the West Bank on Thursday and wage holy war against the Palestinian terror group Hamas. Imagine a ground war beteween Hamas and ISIS. For once Americans would feel just like soccer fans, sitting around and rooting for a scoreless tie.
• An L.A. judge warned Lindsay Lohan to finish her community service for reckless driving. She crashed a rented Porsche in Malibu while speeding. If you think she's in trouble, how'd you like to be the car rental agent who had to explain to his supervisor why he rented a Porsche to Lindsay Lohan.
• Washington D.C. residents and tourists were treated to a flyover of World War II planes over the National Mall Friday to celebrate the seventieth anniversary of Victory in Europe. A recent poll showed an alarming number of young Americans don't even know who Adolf Hitler was, but politicians don't mind. That way they can call each other Hitler without being hassled by fact-checkers.
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