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Jewish World Review May 15, 2014 / 15 Iyar, 5774 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
• Karl Rove said that Hillary Clinton may have sustained brain damage last year when she fainted while in Bill's office. She passed out and hit her head on his desk on her way down to the floor. It was a freak accident, most women hit their heads on Bill's desk on their way up.
• Michael Jackson's music producers released a new album of never-before-heard Michael Jackson songs. They were recorded over the last thirty years. In addition they put together a Jackson concert film rated PG, proving that even after he's gone he can't be trusted with kids.
• The Navy granted seven million dollars to four schools to figure how to give autonomous military robots a conscience. It's a must. If you want to be reminded how military robots act without a conscience the Germans are perfectly willing to save Ukraine from the Russians again.
• The Supreme Court last week ruled in favor of prayer at city council meetings. Politicians were quiet on the issue. Walter Mondale once said he felt there's no place for G0D in American politics and before long it was apparent to all that G0D felt the same way about Walter Mondale.
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