In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 27, 2011 / 23 Iyar, 5771

For 2012, it's Obama vs. the smoothies

By John Kass

John Kass

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Barack Obama moves as smoothly through a news cycle as Muhammad Ali once moved through a prize ring.

What separates them from so many pretenders is their silkiness and their pace.

So it's easy to see what worries Republicans, as GOP contenders fall away, one by one, rather than challenge Obama's re-election. It is style that makes prizefights, and it is style that makes political campaigns.

And the Republican Party establishment is now left to contemplate the fact that they're about to put their smoothies up against a guy who'll dance them to death.

It's John Travolta in "Saturday Night Fever" vs. Fred Astaire in, well, anything. The president is Fred, if Fred is the guy who got Osama bin Laden.

That's a prescription for Obama winning re-election over some Republican smoothie.

He's prettier and more elusive, a trout finning behind a rock. Lunge after him and you'll miss.

And this week Obama was exceedingly cool, so loved in Ireland that he might as well sign his name O'Bama, and then on to dinner with the queen. All that will make campaign commercials, with Obama hitting all the food groups.

Meanwhile, Republican Mitt Romney, America's foremost political mannequin, tries to be smooth, with the hair, with the clothes, with his "Massachusetts Miracle." Even Romney's laugh is smooth, as if it were squeezed from a bottle.

And former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty is a smoothie too. He's no Romney, to be sure, which is a plus. Pawlenty has some promise. He's got those blue-collar roots showing rather ostentatiously through all that establishment Republican rhetoric.

Pawlenty is always ready with hilarious Spam jokes, but a smoothie nevertheless.

Of course, I know there are many of you who'll tell me that it's the substance of political arguments, the weight of them, and the issues, that are more important than style. And I agree.

But I do remember years ago, telling an editor that great ideas would drive a campaign, particularly ideas about the size of government, the federal leviathan crowding the freedom of the individual and so on.

He shook his head, sighed, lit another smoke and told me to have another drink. Then he explained that what drives presidential politics isn't grand ideas, but rather how much money a voter has in his or her bank account, and what's in the family's grocery cart.

Of course, he was right. And I bit my lip.

But style is critically important too. If it weren't important, then an unremarkable back-bencher from the Illinois state Senate with Tony Rezko on his back wouldn't have become the world's political rock star in a few short years.

Style makes political campaigns. Just like style makes prizefights.

That's how the old-time fight guys explained how matchups sold tickets.

It was taught to me while covering the local prizefights, held on many weekends in a dilapidated banquet hall on the West Side of Chicago.

If they made a perfume of the venue, it would be bottled mildew and smoke. The carpet was red. There was a bar in the lobby. And everywhere you looked there were plaster statues of cupids filling the fountains without using their hands.

It was there — writing for the Italian-American sports paper, the Red, White & Green — that I learned that styles make fights.

For example, a short left-hook artist with skin like paper is matched against a jabber, a taller dancer with a good right hand. The dancer keeps him away, jabbing. By the sixth round, the slugger is bright with blood, but that hook keeps the crowd interested and hungry.

Two smooth counterpunchers often make a boring fight, with each waiting for the other to throw. The people in the crowd lose interest. Their minds begin to drift. They know what will happen.

The fighter with the best feet wins.

And who has the best feet?

They belong to that skinny kid from Chicago.

Pawlenty is interesting, and I could be wrong, but I just don't see him doing it. As for Romney, he's yesterday's news. Obama will absolutely tear him up.

Mike Huckabee didn't want to fight. He'd rather do TV. And Sarah Palin? She was once perceived as dangerous, which is why she was savaged by the political left. But the survival show and that Mama Grizzly act have ruined her for serious work. She's showbiz now.

The Republican who would have had a legitimate chance was Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels.

He wasn't about being smooth. Short and bald, he had less charisma than that can of creamed corn in the back of your pantry. But he had something. He had weight.

Daniels was about the deficit and the debt and what he called "the red menace." And this resonated with conservatives and independents.

Unfortunately, Daniels has withdrawn, pulling the plug on the campaign over the weekend. His wife didn't want what was coming to her through the media. And it was coming.

The couple had separated, divorced, she married another man, but they reconciled and got back together, became a family again, and raised their daughters together.

Who can blame her?

And that leaves the smoothies. But they're not nearly smooth enough.

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