In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 30, 2005 / 21 Iyar, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Parents Television Council ripped Paris Hilton's hamburger ad showing her washing a car with her body. The government is investigating. They want to know what she would charge them to do that to a tank in a U.S. Army recruiting commercial.

Coors Brewery announced Friday it's retiring the foxy blonde Coors Twins from their TV commercials. Suddenly it's a bad image. Early this week Paris Hilton's dad offered her ten million dollars if she will change her last name to Holiday Inn.

John McCain authored a bill that requires steroid testing in all pro sports and bans players for a first offense. It's an unconstitutional seizure of powers. Barry Bonds can't play because of knee problems, not because we are a nation at war.

Tom DeLay accused NBC Friday of smearing him on the TV drama Law and Order with dialogue suggesting he inspired the murder of a judge. He should dry up. Every week the Desperate Housewives compare themselves to Hillary Clinton and she never complains.

Hillary Clinton's Senate campaign finance chief was acquitted Friday of lying about the cost of a Hollywood fundraiser. It taught us something. Hillary Clinton has a terrific shot at becoming president as long as she can get a Los Angeles jury.

Hillary Clinton widened her lead in the Gallup poll Friday. She is committed to building a power base in the Democratic Party that will endure for years. Most wives who want to keep their husbands interested just have to buy new lingerie.

The White House asked Congress Thursday to require corn-based ethanol in all gasoline. Prehistoric man grew corn after they found out it could be made into beer. There would be no human discovery if there weren't a legitimate reward for it.

The Auto Club reported record traffic in Southern California for Memorial Day weekend. It was chaos. Every time somebody abandoned an overheated vehicle on the side of the freeway some passerby would pay a million-six for it and move in.

Porn star Mary Carey will attend a Republican Party salute to President Bush next week in Washington. It had to happen. Every night there's so much comedy on television that it was only a matter of time before comedy broke out on the streets.

The Washington Senators are the toast of the nation's capital after two months in town. They're a perfect fit. With the winning run on third, manager Frank Robinson reached a compromise with Cincinnati and the ballgame ended in a tie.

The U.S. Senate reached a compromise on filibusters Tuesday, avoiding a nasty and endless bloodbath. The constituents back home are furious. The senators forgot that the most valuable service performed by the federal government is entertainment. Democrats filibustered John Bolton's U.N. nomination Thursday three days after they swore off filibustering. Republicans vowed to get even. Next to the circus, nothing packs up and leaves town faster than the spirit of goodwill in Washington.

Warren Beatty hinted Wednesday that he may run against Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor. He could win. Warren Beatty is the only movie star in California with a longer and more distinguished record of womanizing than Arnold Schwarzenegger.

President Bush met Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas Thursday. He said Abbas was on a difficult journey and gave him fifty million dollars in direct aid. Maybe the journey wouldn't be so difficult if the U.S. would take his name off the no-fly list.

Minuteman Project founder Jim Gilchrist was mobbed by Hispanic protesters. He leads a group of people who sit in lawn chairs and look through binoculars. If that's all it takes to defeat Mexico then Sam Houston and Robert E. Lee got way too much credit.

Don Rumsfeld handed grudging praise to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi as a resourceful opponent on Thursday. Iraqis live in the constant fear of improvised explosives. The insurgents have been buying Ford Pintos on the Internet for over fifteen years.

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