In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 23, 2005 / 14 Iyar, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Saddam's underwear photo caused panic in the Middle East Friday. The speaker of the Iranian parliament found himself checking out the male enhancement ads in the back pages of Hustler magazine. A wise leader always keeps one eye on posterity.

President Bush was the target of a grenade that didn't go off in Tblisi last weekend. His legendary luck prevailed when it turned out that the grenade had a faulty blasting cap. It's the last time the terrorists buy explosives made in China.

Bill Clinton, while in Rome Friday, stopped by Vatican City for a meeting with Roman Catholic cardinals there. He met with the clergy for about an hour. It must have been just a social visit because that's not near enough time for his confession.

The White House announced the G-8 Summit will be held this year in Scotland in early July. It's only a week before the British Open at nearby St. Andrews. All the world leaders are glad they hired Tom DeLay's staff to be the event coordinator.

Democratic Party chair Howard Dean said Friday Tom DeLay may wind up in jail over allegations of corruption. It was the same old rant. He said he's going to go to Leavenworth, then Sing Sing, then San Quentin, then he screamed like a banshee.

Senator Bill Frist plans to go to the nuclear option today to get Republican judges confirmed. How ugly is it going to get? Ted Kennedy is racking his brain trying to remember if he ever stood in front of the picture window in his underwear.

Milwaukee voted on Thursday to legalize beer drinking at tailgate parties in the parking lot at Miller Park for all Brewers home games. The team has never even been to the World Series. Milwaukee is a drinking town with a baseball problem.

The White House proposed a new law Thursday allowing the FBI to track the U.S. mail of people in terrorism investigations. Somebody must figure that slow and steady wins the race. If the 9-11 plotters had used the mail to communicate their plans to attack the Twin Towers, we would all be living in a post 3-11 world.

Disneyland celebrated all weekend to observe the fiftieth anniversary of the theme park in Southern California. They do a great job of keeping the park up-to-date and current. Tomorrowland has been turned into a scale model of Mexico City.

Los Angeles boiled Thursday after desert winds sent temperatures into triple digits. Firefighters are on alert. Nothing changed on Los Angeles freeways, where the fire season always follows the ready season and the aim season by a few seconds.

Indianapolis Pacer Reggie Miller retired Thursday as fans cried. That sums up the NBA. Reggie Miller spent eighteen years starting fights with other players and trading insults with opposing fans and he's the league's Ambassador of Goodwill.

Richard Nixon's son-in-law Edward Cox may run against Hillary for U.S. Senate in New York. This will be great for tourism. People from all around the country will flock to New York to watch Bill Clinton's wife battle Darth Vader's son-in-law.

Bill Clinton admits in the paperback edition of My Life that his book is too long. It's a legal disclaimer. Last year two bookstore clerks were killed when the nine-hundred-page hardcover edition fell off the high shelf and landed on them.

Larry King was told Thursday he will not be allowed to testify in the Michael Jackson trial when the judge ruled that the CNN talk show host is irrelevant. He'll be sorry. Someday the judge will have a death in the family and need a place for the tribute and the relevance of Larry King will be very clear to him.

Porn star and former governor of California candidate Mary Carey will attend a big GOP fundraising dinner in Washington D.C. next month. Democrats are upset. If Republicans learn how to make money with a website the Democratic Party is finished.

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