Clicking on banner ads enables JWR to constantly improve
Jewish World Review May 13, 2004 / 22 Iyar, 5764

Argus Hamilton

JWR's Pundits
World Editorial
Cartoon Showcase

Mallard Fillmore

Michael Barone
Mona Charen
Linda Chavez
Ann Coulter
Greg Crosby
Larry Elder
Don Feder
Suzanne Fields
James Glassman
Paul Greenberg
Bob Greene
Betsy Hart
Nat Hentoff
David Horowitz
Marianne Jennings
Michael Kelly
Mort Kondracke
Ch. Krauthammer
Lawrence Kudlow
Dr. Laura
John Leo
Michelle Malkin
Jackie Mason
Chris Matthews
Michael Medved
Kathleen Parker
Wes Pruden
Sam Schulman
Amity Shlaes
Roger Simon
Tony Snow
Thomas Sowell
Cal Thomas
Jonathan S. Tobin
Ben Wattenberg
George Will
Bruce Williams
Walter Williams
Mort Zuckerman

Consumer Reports

And now for the
important news .... | Newt Gingrich wrote a novel called Gettysburg which theorizes what would have happened if Lee had been victorious. Here comes the outrage. Just for suggesting the South might have won the war he could be forced to give up his post as Former Speaker.

Glen Campbell agreed Monday to serve ten days in a Phoenix jail for drunken driving and leaving the scene of an accident. He hit a cop car and took off into the night. Even for a pro like him it doesn't hurt to take a country music songwriting refresher course.

Teresa Heinz Kerry said Tuesday she earned five million dollars last year. Due to post-Watergate laws she could give only two thousand dollars to her husband's presidential campaign. Everyone has their own reason for appreciating Richard Nixon.

The General Accounting Office uncovered three nuclear safety managers Monday with phony college degrees. You can't make it up. There's more academic scrutiny in America to play college football than there is to supervise nuclear plant safety.

Donate to JWR

Appreciate this writer's work? Why not sign-up for JWR's daily update. It's free. Just click here.

Argus' Archives

JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements, please click here.

© 2002, Argus Hamilton